All things Florida Man (5 Viewers)

[Yatman]

yeah, i'm not cut out for that

 

[Brad Mojo]

I tried it once, but its just not something I can do over and over.

 

[Madmarsha]

Polk County man caught masturbating while following female motorist on I-4, report shows

Troopers arrested a man for indecent exposure after he was caught masturbating while following a female motorist on westbound I-4.

www.abcactionnews.com

 

[zeetes]

Polk County man caught masturbating while following female motorist on I-4, report shows

Troopers arrested a man for indecent exposure after he was caught masturbating while following a female motorist on westbound I-4.

www.abcactionnews.com

when did bobe move to florida?

 

[Madmarsha]

when did bobe move to florida?

No lie, that's the EXACT same thought I had.

 

[BobE]

when did bobe move to florida?

No lie, that's the EXACT same thought I had.

 

[Madmarsha]

Same face I have when I wonder why you guys aren't watching Bachelor in Paradise.

 

[Yatman]

Polk county man caught masturbating while following female motorist on I-4

Neither this dufus nor BobE could ever pull that off in full view of the popo...

 

[Optimus Prime]

TITUSVILLE, Fla. (AP) — Florida authorities say a former jailer has been arrested and charged with impersonating an officer while asking for a discount at McDonald’s.........

Police: Ex-jailer impersonates officer for discounted meal

Florida authorities say a former jailer has been charged with impersonating an officer while asking for a discount at McDonald's.

apnews.com

 

[Optimus Prime]

Well, it better play out that she has those charges dropped ASAP.

No charges in case of Florida woman who took husband's guns

A Florida prosecutor says he is dropping criminal charges against an estranged couple widely known after the wife's arrest for taking two guns from the husband's apartment and turning them over to the police.

apnews.com

 

[FL_Saint]

TITUSVILLE, Fla. (AP) — Florida authorities say a former jailer has been arrested and charged with impersonating an officer while asking for a discount at McDonald’s.........

Police: Ex-jailer impersonates officer for discounted meal

Florida authorities say a former jailer has been charged with impersonating an officer while asking for a discount at McDonald's.

apnews.com

Yeah, we laughed at this one here. "Stupid is as stupid does . . . ?"

 

[Tapxe]

I'd no idea how far back this Florida man tradition went. Could this be the first?

Florida Man Terrorizes Town, Forcing Federal Government to Step In

As mayor of Cedar Key, Billy Cottrell reigned as a tyrant until U.S. forces chased him away

www.smithsonianmag.com

 

[Scorpius the Allfather]

Florida man arrested after in-home castration goes wrong

That's why I no longer perform home castrations, the bleeding is too hard to control.

 

[Optimus Prime]

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. (AP) — It started as a light-hearted challenge between a Florida couple, can a Smart car fit into their kitchen? The answer: Yes it can.

Patrick Eldridge parked his smart car in his kitchen to protect it from Hurricane Dorian because he didn’t want it to “blow away” and to prove that he can park his car there.........

Florida man parks Smart car in kitchen so it won't blow away

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. (AP) — It started as a light-hearted challenge between a Florida couple, can a Smart car fit into their kitchen? The answer: Yes it can.

apnews.com

 

[Dago]

Polk County man caught masturbating while following female motorist on I-4, report shows

Troopers arrested a man for indecent exposure after he was caught masturbating while following a female motorist on westbound I-4.

www.abcactionnews.com

I dont see where the problem is.

If you think about it the car is an extension of your home. Buncha fascists i swear