All things Florida Man (2 Viewers)

[Optimus Prime]

SAFETY HARBOR, Fla. (AP) — Authorities say a burglar broke into a Florida home, cooked himself an early morning meal and told the resident there to “go back to sleep.”........

Burglar cooks breakfast, tells resident 'go back to sleep'

SAFETY HARBOR, Fla. (AP) — Authorities say a burglar broke into a Florida home, cooked himself an early morning meal and told the resident there to "go back to sleep."

apnews.com

 

[Bronson]

i guess this belongs here...

A man in Florida spent $50,000 at Costco on 100 generators and supplies for devastated Bahamas

A Florida man spent $49,285.70 at a Costco in Jacksonville on Wednesday for 100 generators and other household goods to be shipped to the Bahamas following the destruction from Hurricane Dorian, CNN reported.

www.yahoo.com

 

[Optimus Prime]

Calling the cops on a bunch of 7 year olds?
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FORT WALTON BEACH, Fla. (AP) — A 7-year-old birthday party at her Florida home was so wild that someone called the police..........

7-year-old's birthday party so wild someone called the cops

FORT WALTON BEACH, Fla. (AP) — A 7-year-old birthday party at her Florida home was so wild that someone called the police. Okaloosa County Sheriff's officials say an angry neighbor called them Sunday to complain about the noise at little Alondra's birthday party. When a deputy arrived...

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[superchuck500]

I don’t know why these people feel so comfortable in slandering your good name.

 

[nolaspe]

Go big or go home, amirite?

BangBros porn site bids $10M on naming rights for Miami stadium

Miami Heat could play their next game from the Bangbros Center.

www.cnet.com

 

[Dago]

Go big or go home, amirite?

BangBros porn site bids $10M on naming rights for Miami stadium

Miami Heat could play their next game from the Bangbros Center.

www.cnet.com

 

[Brad Mojo]

Police: Florida man, woman caught having sex in patrol vehicle following DUI arrests

After the deputy placed both Megan Mondanaro and Seth Thomas in the backseat of his patrol vehicle, both reportedly took their clothes off and started having sex.

www.firstcoastnews.com

In his defense, who doesn't get turned on by the sight of a woman's face pock marked with meth sores?

 

[guidomerkinsrules]

Police: Florida man, woman caught having sex in patrol vehicle following DUI arrests

After the deputy placed both Megan Mondanaro and Seth Thomas in the backseat of his patrol vehicle, both reportedly took their clothes off and started having sex.

www.firstcoastnews.com

In his defense, who doesn't get turned on by the sight of a woman's face pock marked with meth sores?

I thought this was America

 

[Optimus Prime]

This reminds me of the old joke

Step 1: Steal 80K worth of wigs

Step 2: ???????

Step 3: Become millionaires
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MIAMI GARDENS, Fla. (AP) — Police in South Florida say thieves stole up to $80,000 in merchandise from a wig warehouse....

Thieves steal $80,000 in wigs from South Florida warehouse

MIAMI GARDENS, Fla. (AP) — Police in South Florida say thieves stole up to $80,000 in merchandise from a wig warehouse.

apnews.com

 

[Optimus Prime]

Well done officer
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ORLANDO, Fla. (AP) — A police officer who arrested two 6-year-old students at a Florida elementary school last week has been fired........

Officer fired after arresting elementary school students

ORLANDO, Fla. (AP) — A police officer who arrested two 6-year-old students at a Florida elementary school last week has been fired.

apnews.com

 

[Brad Mojo]

Teenager Charged For Domestic Tomato Assault

SEPTEMBER 23--A Florida Woman who “wanted to eat more than her fair share of tomatoes at the dinner table” is facing criminal charges after allegedly assaulting elderly relatives who thwarted her gru

www.thesmokinggun.com

 

[Brad Mojo]

News Headlines | Today's UK & World News | Daily Mail Online

All the latest breaking UK and world news with in-depth comment and analysis, pictures and videos from MailOnline and the Daily Mail.

www.dailymail.co.uk

...claims it is not illegal because it contains "only 5% alcohol"

 

[Madmarsha]

News Headlines | Today's UK & World News | Daily Mail Online

All the latest breaking UK and world news with in-depth comment and analysis, pictures and videos from MailOnline and the Daily Mail.

www.dailymail.co.uk

...claims it is not illegal because it contains "only 5% alcohol"

Drunk and stupid. What a way to go through life.

 

[Scorpius the Allfather]

Police: Florida man, woman caught having sex in patrol vehicle following DUI arrests

After the deputy placed both Megan Mondanaro and Seth Thomas in the backseat of his patrol vehicle, both reportedly took their clothes off and started having sex.

www.firstcoastnews.com

In his defense, who doesn't get turned on by the sight of a woman's face pock marked with meth sores?

There's one thing I don't get about this story. It says the legal limit is .08 and that the woman was at .06 So why was she charged with a DUI? She was under the limit.

 

[guidomerkinsrules]

Teenager Charged For Domestic Tomato Assault

SEPTEMBER 23--A Florida Woman who “wanted to eat more than her fair share of tomatoes at the dinner table” is facing criminal charges after allegedly assaulting elderly relatives who thwarted her gru

www.thesmokinggun.com

Must be some ****** good tomatoes