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[zeetes]

in florida does 'provoking' mean 'partying with'?

provoking is a "hand me my beer" opposed to the opposite of "hold my beer"

 

[Scorpius the Allfather]

Florida Man Pulls Massive Alligator from Pool by Playing with the Reptile Until It Tires Out

Paul Bedard named the alligator "Cool Hand Luke" after the 1967 film starring Paul Newman

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[GeauxWhoDats]

Florida fisherman lost at sea for 14 days claims he was sexually assaulted by mermaids

Florida fisherman lost at sea for 14 days claims he was sexually assaulted by mermaids

A fisherman lost at sea for 14 days off the coast of Florida has been rescued by the United States Coast Guard this week. Alvin McCallister, 72, was found on a small rocky islet 200 miles off the nearest coastline where he shipwrecked two weeks ago and managed to survive off of several seagulls, mu

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[zeetes]

Florida fisherman lost at sea for 14 days claims he was sexually assaulted by mermaids

Florida fisherman lost at sea for 14 days claims he was sexually assaulted by mermaids

A fisherman lost at sea for 14 days off the coast of Florida has been rescued by the United States Coast Guard this week. Alvin McCallister, 72, was found on a small rocky islet 200 miles off the nearest coastline where he shipwrecked two weeks ago and managed to survive off of several seagulls, mu

worldnewsdailyreport.com

ok, asking for a friend; where is this island?!

 

[Bronson]

Florida fisherman lost at sea for 14 days claims he was sexually assaulted by mermaids

Florida fisherman lost at sea for 14 days claims he was sexually assaulted by mermaids

A fisherman lost at sea for 14 days off the coast of Florida has been rescued by the United States Coast Guard this week. Alvin McCallister, 72, was found on a small rocky islet 200 miles off the nearest coastline where he shipwrecked two weeks ago and managed to survive off of several seagulls, mu

worldnewsdailyreport.com

 

[Booker]

Florida woman repeatedly hit man in head with hammer in dispute over pork chop, officials say

<p>A Florida woman repeatedly hit a man in the head with a hammer Sunday over a dispute about a pork chop, investigators said.</p>

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[superchuck500]

 

[Madmarsha]

Yep, just coming to post that ..

Florida man sexually assaults two stuffed animals inside a Target store

A Florida man admitted to doing “stupid stuff” after sexually assaulting two stuffed animals in a Target store. The suspect, Cody Meader, started his bizarre sex romp with a stuffed ani…

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[BobE]

Yep, just coming to post that ..

Florida man sexually assaults two stuffed animals inside a Target store

A Florida man admitted to doing “stupid stuff” after sexually assaulting two stuffed animals in a Target store. The suspect, Cody Meader, started his bizarre sex romp with a stuffed ani…

trib.al

Sorry for Partying. I thought this was still America.

 

[zeetes]

Sorry for Partying. I thought this was still America.

i don't understand the issue with this. i'm all about dry humping the furriest disney movie dolls.

 

[BobE]

i don't understand the issue with this. i'm all about dry humping the furriest disney movie dolls.

Exactly, Nothing says 'Murica more than Mom, Apple pie, Baseball and dry forking furries.

 

[Madmarsha]

Suspect busted for lighting woman on fire in Florida Taco Bell

A suspect accused of dousing a woman with gasoline and setting her on fire at a Taco Bell in Florida has been arrested, police said. Mia Williams, 32, was taken into custody early Thursday in Talla…

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[mattgdg]

Olaf did say he liked warm hugs.

 

[superchuck500]

Just in case anyone was wondering, the answer is 'yes'.

 

[guidomerkinsrules]

Just in case anyone was wondering, the answer is 'yes'.

i directed Frozen Jr last summer
VERY glad this story did not come out them