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[Booker]

Man showed up ‘buck naked’ for ‘Santa’s Naughty List’ prostitution sting, sheriff says

A Winter Garden man showed up “buck naked” for what he thought was a meeting with a prostitute in Polk County, during a six-day sting dubbed “Operation Santa’s Naught List&#…

www.orlandosentinel.com

A Winter Garden man showed up “buck naked” for what he thought was a meeting with a prostitute in Polk County, during a six-day sting dubbed “Operation Santa’s Naught List” that netted more than 100 arrests, the Sheriff’s Office said Wednesday.
During a press conference, Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd told reporters 56-year-old Rodney Davis, a security guard for Walt Disney World, walked up to the front door of a house where deputies were waiting without even socks on his feet.
“He didn’t have a stitch of clothes on, but he was carrying a shirt, I guess in case of an emergency,” Judd said.

 

[Brad Mojo]

Florida Man Arrested, Claim Wind Blew Bag Of Crack Cocaine Into His Car

A Florida man caught with crack cocaine in his car claims that the bag of coke was blown into the vehicle by wind.

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[zeetes]

Florida Man Arrested, Claim Wind Blew Bag Of Crack Cocaine Into His Car

A Florida man caught with crack cocaine in his car claims that the bag of coke was blown into the vehicle by wind.

trendings.net

lucky sob.

 

[CapitalCitySaint]

I always perk up and get giddy when I see this thread bumped with new Florida happenings. I will say @nolaspe has been slacking...he used to be very on point with Florida updates.

 

[BobE]

I always perk up and get giddy when I see this thread bumped with new Florida happenings. I will say @nolaspe has been slacking...he used to be very on point with Florida updates.

He's still crying cause we won't let him watch LSU games.

 

[CapitalCitySaint]

He's still crying cause we won't let him watch LSU games.

LOL. I guess I missed all that.

 

[Booker]

I always perk up and get giddy when I see this thread bumped with new Florida happenings. I will say @nolaspe has been slacking...he used to be very on point with Florida updates.

Florida is the gift that keeps on giving! Here's the best of 2019...

Yes, these are real. The best Florida Man headlines of 2019

Remember the Florida Man Challenge? Well, he didn't slow down in 2019. See headlines that show what Florida Man has been up to this year.

www.usatoday.com

 

[Scorpius the Allfather]

Florida man driving with open beer blames the wind for blowing cocaine into his car

So that’s why they call it blow. A Florida motorist who had an open 38-ounce can of Budweiser in his car door reportedly told police that the crack cocaine they also found in his vehicle must…

www.nydailynews.com

Thank you Florida!

 

[nolaspe]

@BobE, well, I did watch the SEC Championship in its entirety...

@CapitalCitySaint you're right, I have been slacking...

Florida man charged for sexually assaulting stuffed Olaf from ‘Frozen’ toy

A Florida man got hot and heavy with a “Frozen” toy, cops said. Cody Christopher Meader allegedly had his way with the stuffed snowman Olaf, from the popular Disney flick, ejaculating o…

nypost.com

 

[Scorpius the Allfather]

@BobE, well, I did watch the SEC Championship in its entirety...

@CapitalCitySaint you're right, I have been slacking...

Florida man charged for sexually assaulting stuffed Olaf from ‘Frozen’ toy

A Florida man got hot and heavy with a “Frozen” toy, cops said. Cody Christopher Meader allegedly had his way with the stuffed snowman Olaf, from the popular Disney flick, ejaculating o…

nypost.com

You're late on the Olaf one my friend.

 

[nolaspe]

You're late on the Olaf one my friend.

Man, I have really been slacking lol...

 

[Scorpius the Allfather]

Man, I have really been slacking lol...

It's a serious issue that needs correcting.

 

[nolaspe]

It's a serious issue that needs correcting.

I place the blame on that I've been busy the past few weeks w/ dealing w/ all of the stuff needed to finalize the sale of my condo in... wait for it... Pensacola, FL...

 

[Scorpius the Allfather]

I blame that I've been busy w/ dealing w/ all of the stuff the past few weeks needed to finalize the sale of my condo in... wait for it... Pensacola, FL...

I'll allow it but you still get a warning. We needs our fixes man!

 

[BobE]

@BobE, well, I did watch the SEC Championship in its entirety...

So that's why they scored 10 points