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Sometimes Florida Man does things like Florida Man does, but said things by themselves might not be worthy of their own individual threads. Florida Man does so much that his antics don't even surprise you any more. Feel free to lump Florida Man stories here to keep them all together (where he can be more easily controlled, if that's possible).

Florida couple built drive-thru window at mobile home to sell drugs: cops



Florida couple built drive-thru window at mobile home to sell drugs: cops
 

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Then the victim said later the same day, Weaver ran out into the street screaming. Not long after, she could hear him screaming, "The vampires are going to defend themselves."

When she went to check on him, he grabbed a wooden cane and swung it at her, hitting her in the forearm.
 

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That’s called hitting the cycle, Florida style...

A Florida man is facing several charges after police say he assaulted an officer and bit the ear of a K-9 dog while naked and high on methamphetamines last week.
Donald Watts, 38, was arrested Saturday for multiple charges including simple battery, two counts of resisting an officer/ arrest and one count of aggravated battery on a service dog, inmate records online showed.
 

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um, dude, she even used her own ID number for the check balances

Eventually, two checks worth about $666,000 were cashed by an Orlando business.
 

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OSTEEN, Fla. (AP) — A Florida woman tossed a bucket of human feces at her landlord and somehow ended up with dried excrement smeared all over her own face, authorities said.........

 

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