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[Madmarsha]

He's still crying cause we won't let him watch LSU games.

I think he cheated for the SEC Championship game, though.

ETA: Oh. Guess I missed a few posts.

 

[DomePatrol5657]

Let me add one to this thread....

Florida man found eaten by alligator actually died from meth overdose, officials say

The Florida man who was found partially eaten by an alligator earlier this year died from a meth overdose — not a gator attack, as was speculated, according to autopsy results.

www.foxnews.com

 

[nolaspe]

Bus full of schoolkids evacuated over too much Axe body spray in Florida

A Florida boy’s use of Axe body spray was so overwhelming that a school bus driver pulled over and called for help, thinking something was wrong.

www.orlandosentinel.com

 

[Zack Lee]

Florida is the gift that keeps on giving! Here's the best of 2019...

Yes, these are real. The best Florida Man headlines of 2019

Remember the Florida Man Challenge? Well, he didn't slow down in 2019. See headlines that show what Florida Man has been up to this year.

www.usatoday.com

as an aside for a moment, that carmex ad is one of the most innovative things I have seen on the interwebz in a long time. And it takes a lot for me to say an ad is cool or to even remember the name of the product so job well done.

 

[nolaspe]

Welp...
https://nypost.com/2019/12/17/flori...utm_source=NYPTwitter&utm_campaign=SocialFlow

 

[Booker]

Welp...
https://nypost.com/2019/12/17/flori...utm_source=NYPTwitter&utm_campaign=SocialFlow

 

[zeetes]

Welp...
https://nypost.com/2019/12/17/flori...utm_source=NYPTwitter&utm_campaign=SocialFlow

well, at least it wasn't the kid.

 

[nolaspe]

I wonder if he's related to the Head Ball Coach...

Florida Man Arrested for Handing Out Marijuana 'Because it Was Christmas' | 107.1 KISS FM

Richard Ellis Spurrier, 67, was confronted by police Saturday after he was spotted handing out marijuana to people

1071kissfm.iheart.com

 

[Brad Mojo]

I wonder if he's related to the Head Ball Coach...

Florida Man Arrested for Handing Out Marijuana 'Because it Was Christmas' | 107.1 KISS FM

Richard Ellis Spurrier, 67, was confronted by police Saturday after he was spotted handing out marijuana to people

1071kissfm.iheart.com

Tis the season.

 

[guidomerkinsrules]

Welp...
https://nypost.com/2019/12/17/flori...utm_source=NYPTwitter&utm_campaign=SocialFlow

“He was charged with battery “
Well yeah, he beat that thing like it owed him money

 

[zeetes]

I wonder if he's related to the Head Ball Coach...

Florida Man Arrested for Handing Out Marijuana 'Because it Was Christmas' | 107.1 KISS FM

Richard Ellis Spurrier, 67, was confronted by police Saturday after he was spotted handing out marijuana to people

1071kissfm.iheart.com

Police also found a hidden sword inside Spurrier's cane when they arrested him.

that dude is badass awesome

 

[Bronson]

New wife, 26, charged with exploiting husband, 77, for money

Lin Helena Halfon was arrested earlier this month at Tampa International Airport. The Tampa Bay Times reported that when her husband, Tampa businessman Richard Rappaport, was notified by investigators about what his wife was doing, he said wanted to give his wife the benefit of the doubt...

www.yahoo.com

 

[zeetes]

New wife, 26, charged with exploiting husband, 77, for money

Lin Helena Halfon was arrested earlier this month at Tampa International Airport. The Tampa Bay Times reported that when her husband, Tampa businessman Richard Rappaport, was notified by investigators about what his wife was doing, he said wanted to give his wife the benefit of the doubt...

www.yahoo.com

i mean c'mon dude. what were you expecting?

 

[nolaspe]

https://www.nbc-2.com/story/41490533/man-accused-of-angrily-punching-kicking-gas-pumps-in-naples

 

[nolaspe]

Police: Florida man worried about vampires intentionally burns down his home

VOLUSIA COUNTY, Fla. (WTXL) - A Florida man has been charged with arson after police say he screamed about vampires before intentionally setting his own house on fire while a woman was inside.

www.wtxl.com

Then the victim said later the same day, Weaver ran out into the street screaming. Not long after, she could hear him screaming, "The vampires are going to defend themselves."

When she went to check on him, he grabbed a wooden cane and swung it at her, hitting her in the forearm.