All things Florida Man (2 Viewers)

[Brad Mojo]

https://www.newswest9.com/article/news/weird/wtflorida/bradenton-man-wakes-up-having-toes-sucked-on/67-0d3c6695-6262-4939-9284-680647b07ead

Florida man wakes up to find another man sucking on his toes

The man thought he was being robbed. But, the intruder was there for something much different.

 

[Bronson]

https://www.newswest9.com/article/n...ed-on/67-0d3c6695-6262-4939-9284-680647b07ead

Florida man wakes up to find another man sucking on his toes

The man thought he was being robbed. But, the intruder was there for something much different.

in case anyone was wondering what rex ryan has been up to

 

[Booker]

That’s called hitting the cycle, Florida style...

Naked Florida man bites K-9 dog, assaults officer while high on meth: report

Articles and videos about Naked Florida man bites K-9 dog, assaults officer while high on meth: report on FOX 5 DC.

www.fox5dc.com

A Florida man is facing several charges after police say he assaulted an officer and bit the ear of a K-9 dog while naked and high on methamphetamines last week.
Donald Watts, 38, was arrested Saturday for multiple charges including simple battery, two counts of resisting an officer/ arrest and one count of aggravated battery on a service dog, inmate records online showed.

 

[Zack Lee]

New wife, 26, charged with exploiting husband, 77, for money

Lin Helena Halfon was arrested earlier this month at Tampa International Airport. The Tampa Bay Times reported that when her husband, Tampa businessman Richard Rappaport, was notified by investigators about what his wife was doing, he said wanted to give his wife the benefit of the doubt...

www.yahoo.com

um, dude, she even used her own ID number for the check balances

Eventually, two checks worth about $666,000 were cashed by an Orlando business.

 

[zeetes]

um, dude, she even used her own ID number for the check balances

amateur

 

[Optimus Prime]

OSTEEN, Fla. (AP) — A Florida woman tossed a bucket of human feces at her landlord and somehow ended up with dried excrement smeared all over her own face, authorities said.........

Florida woman accused of throwing human feces at landlord

OSTEEN, Fla. (AP) — A Florida woman tossed a bucket of human feces at her landlord and somehow ended up with dried excrement smeared all over her own face, authorities said.

apnews.com

 

[Brad Mojo]

Man arrested/jailed in Florida...

Antonio Brown Literally Runs Out Of Jail After Heated Court Appearance

Antonio Brown has turned himself in.

www.tmz.com

 

[zeetes]

That’s called hitting the cycle, Florida style...

Naked Florida man bites K-9 dog, assaults officer while high on meth: report

Articles and videos about Naked Florida man bites K-9 dog, assaults officer while high on meth: report on FOX 5 DC.

www.fox5dc.com

lol and this was in the appropriately named "high springs"

 

[Optimus Prime]

WINTER HAVEN, Fla. (WFLA) – Authorities are looking for a “futuristic thief” who hovered his way through a Winter Haven Walmart and stole a number of items, including a television.

The Winter Haven Police Department released surveillance video on Facebook Wednesday that shows an unidentified man roll into the business with a pair of electric roller skating shoes.

Police said the man grabbed a television and a bouquet of and left the store without paying.........

Police: ‘Futuristic thief’ steals television, flowers from Winter Haven Walmart

Authorities are looking for a “futuristic thief” who hovered his way through a Winter Haven Walmart and stole a number of items, including a television.

www.google.com

 

[Brad Mojo]

WINTER HAVEN, Fla. (WFLA) – Authorities are looking for a “futuristic thief” who hovered his way through a Winter Haven Walmart and stole a number of items, including a television.

The Winter Haven Police Department released surveillance video on Facebook Wednesday that shows an unidentified man roll into the business with a pair of electric roller skating shoes.

Police said the man grabbed a television and a bouquet of and left the store without paying.........

Police: ‘Futuristic thief’ steals television, flowers from Winter Haven Walmart

Authorities are looking for a “futuristic thief” who hovered his way through a Winter Haven Walmart and stole a number of items, including a television.

www.google.com

The Truth is out there.

 

[Bronson]

The Truth is out there.

I want to believe

 

[Madmarsha]

Spoiler alert, it's not this guy ....

Florida man accused of pointing lasers at landing planes, injuring a pilot

The suspect was arrested after he was caught on camera aiming a laser pointer toward planes four times, authorities said.

www.nbcnews.com

 

[Optimus Prime]

MIAMI (AP) — Two men charged with drug trafficking could have done a better job hiding their wares than using a package labeled “Bag Full of Drugs,” Florida authorities said..........

Package labeled 'Bag Full of Drugs' leads to Florida arrests

MIAMI (AP) — Two men charged with drug trafficking could have done a better job hiding their wares than using a package labeled “Bag Full of Drugs,” Florida authorities said.

apnews.com

 

[Tapxe]

So now Fla. Otter is getting in on the commotion.

Fla. mom tackles otter to save teenage daughter, dog from attack

It is unknown whether the otter has rabies because it has not been caught, but experts say its behavior was definitely abnormal.

www.wafb.com

 

[Booker]

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