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Sometimes Florida Man does things like Florida Man does, but said things by themselves might not be worthy of their own individual threads. Florida Man does so much that his antics don't even surprise you any more. Feel free to lump Florida Man stories here to keep them all together (where he can be more easily controlled, if that's possible).

Florida couple built drive-thru window at mobile home to sell drugs: cops



Florida couple built drive-thru window at mobile home to sell drugs: cops
 

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Florida man wakes up to find another man sucking on his toes

The man thought he was being robbed. But, the intruder was there for something much different.
Copycat crime?

 

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Dayum, you beat me to it. I was just coming to post this.

Maybe if he hadn't struggled so much he wouldn't have used up his oxygen.
Hmmmm...now it's got me wondering if I could get out of a suitcase. I need 2 things first. Someone I trust enough to open it if for some reason I can't get out and the biggest suitcase known to mankind.
 

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If you are cheating on your wife and your wife suggests letting her zip you up in a suitcase

Maybe say no

In fact if you aren’t cheating on your wife say no anyway

And last point- how many times do people need to learn Richard Nixon’s lesson ?

Do NOT record yourself doing or discussing doing illegal things
 
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so has anyone ever helped the hiders hide when they were the seekers.
Yes....with my son when he was younger. He did not grasp the concept of "hiding".......or "seeking" for that matter. It was more of him standing and watching me count to 20 while he giggled.
 

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Hmmmm...now it's got me wondering if I could get out of a suitcase. I need 2 things first. Someone I trust enough to open it if for some reason I can't get out and the biggest suitcase known to mankind.
You need one of these. :hihi:
 

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