All things Florida Man (10 Viewers)

[wnelson]

A Florida woman is being accused of zipping her boyfriend into a suitcase and leaving him to die

Sarah Boone, 42, claimed it was just an accident. But police saw troubling videos of her taunting him as he struggled to get out of the luggage.

www.yahoo.com

pretty sure the reason we know about "florida man" is due to their releasing a lot more public info than most states but this is one sick wench. like lethal injection sick.

 

[nolaspe]

https://www.newswest9.com/article/n...ed-on/67-0d3c6695-6262-4939-9284-680647b07ead

Florida man wakes up to find another man sucking on his toes

The man thought he was being robbed. But, the intruder was there for something much different.

Copycat crime?

Florida hospital worker accused of licking patient’s toes says he’s innocent

A Florida man was arrested Tuesday after reportedly licking a patient’s toes while working at a hospital. He claims he is innocent and it was a misunderstanding.

www.fox8live.com

 

[0rion]

Dayum, you beat me to it. I was just coming to post this.

Maybe if he hadn't struggled so much he wouldn't have used up his oxygen.

Hmmmm...now it's got me wondering if I could get out of a suitcase. I need 2 things first. Someone I trust enough to open it if for some reason I can't get out and the biggest suitcase known to mankind.

 

[Optimus Prime]

A Florida woman is being accused of zipping her boyfriend into a suitcase and leaving him to die

Sarah Boone, 42, claimed it was just an accident. But police saw troubling videos of her taunting him as he struggled to get out of the luggage.

www.yahoo.com

If you are cheating on your wife and your wife suggests letting her zip you up in a suitcase

Maybe say no

In fact if you aren’t cheating on your wife say no anyway

And last point- how many times do people need to learn Richard Nixon’s lesson ?

Do NOT record yourself doing or discussing doing illegal things

 

[Zack Lee]

Copycat crime?

Florida hospital worker accused of licking patient’s toes says he’s innocent

A Florida man was arrested Tuesday after reportedly licking a patient’s toes while working at a hospital. He claims he is innocent and it was a misunderstanding.

www.fox8live.com

he should have applied for the therapy dog position instead and it would not have been frowned upon.

 

[Zack Lee]

so has anyone ever helped the hiders hide when they were the seekers.

 

[0rion]

so has anyone ever helped the hiders hide when they were the seekers.

Yes....with my son when he was younger. He did not grasp the concept of "hiding".......or "seeking" for that matter. It was more of him standing and watching me count to 20 while he giggled.

 

[DaveXA]

Hmmmm...now it's got me wondering if I could get out of a suitcase. I need 2 things first. Someone I trust enough to open it if for some reason I can't get out and the biggest suitcase known to mankind.

You need one of these.

 

[Madmarsha]

so has anyone ever helped the hiders hide when they were the seekers.

 

[Scorpius the Allfather]

they should consider changing the age to 24 months.

That doesn't make any sense. It should be 104 weeks.

 

[Zack Lee]

they should consider changing the age to 24 months.

That doesn't make any sense. It should be 104 weeks.

 

[CapitalCitySaint]

After debating which thread to put this in (Coronavirus or this one) I decided here so as not to clutter the Corona Virus thread with non-important things.

 

[BobE]

After debating which thread to put this in (Coronavirus or this one) I decided here so as not to clutter the Corona Virus thread with non-important things.

Screw that I put it in the Corona thread

 

[bigdaddysaints]

Florida woman

Although the forms contained the correct names of voters, their dates of birth, Social Security numbers and other details were incorrect and automatically flagged by the county election database as unverifiable, he said.

If you are going commit fraud, at least TRY and make it look correct...lol

Florida Woman Changed Voters’ Party Affiliations, Officials Say (Published 2020)

Cheryl A. Hall falsified 10 registration forms, at least six of which enrolled Democratic and independent voters as Republicans, said the authorities, who are eyeing an additional 109 forms.

www.nytimes.com

 

[bigdaddysaints]

A Florida woman is being accused of zipping her boyfriend into a suitcase and leaving him to die

Sarah Boone, 42, claimed it was just an accident. But police saw troubling videos of her taunting him as he struggled to get out of the luggage.

www.yahoo.com

This kinda sorta reminds me of the new Creepshow series where there was an episode about a guy in a suitcase....