All things Florida Man (3 Viewers)

[CapitalCitySaint]

Olaf did say he liked warm hugs.

What rhymes with hug me

 

[CapitalCitySaint]

Just in case anyone was wondering, the answer is 'yes'.

HAHAHAHAHA!

 

[superchuck500]

What rhymes with hug me

pug flea?

 

[CapitalCitySaint]

pug flea?

 

[Bronson]

vevo censors lyrics but not balloons... good to know

 

[Booker]

Florida man driving with open beer blames the wind for blowing cocaine into his car

So that’s why they call it blow. A Florida motorist who had an open 38-ounce can of Budweiser in his car door reportedly told police that the crack cocaine they also found in his vehicle must…

www.nydailynews.com

So that’s why they call it blow.
A Florida motorist who had an open 38-ounce can of Budweiser in his car door reportedly told police that the crack cocaine they also found in his vehicle must have come through an act of nature.

 

[zeetes]

Florida man driving with open beer blames the wind for blowing cocaine into his car

So that’s why they call it blow. A Florida motorist who had an open 38-ounce can of Budweiser in his car door reportedly told police that the crack cocaine they also found in his vehicle must…

www.nydailynews.com

excuse added to library of lies

 

[Bronson]

excuse added to library of lies

 

[Brad Mojo]

 

[Optimus Prime]

A Florida woman is in custody after faking a medical issue during a flight, which ultimately forced the plane to be diverted, in order to get a bigger seat.

The woman, who has not been identified, falsely claimed to have a medical issue during a Friday morning American Airlines flight from Pensacola to Miami in an attempt to get a bigger seat.

The pilot declared an emergency and turned the plane back to Pensacola after the woman reported having trouble breathing, Pensacola Police Department public information officer Mike Wood told NBC News. Flight crews called authorities to Pensacola International Airport, where the woman admitted she had made up the medical issue in order to get a bigger seat on the plane...…......….

Florida woman fakes medical issue on plane to get bigger seat, police say

 

[Brad Mojo]

Woman, 70, Jailed After Sidewalk Sex Encounter

DECEMBER 1--A 70-year-old woman and her 60-year-old mate are each jailed on a felony charge after they allegedly had sex on a Florida sidewalk in view of a 12-year-old child, police report. Accordin

thesmokinggun.com

 

[Madmarsha]

I SO want to do this (except for the meth part).

 

[Madmarsha]

Woman, 70, Jailed After Sidewalk Sex Encounter

DECEMBER 1--A 70-year-old woman and her 60-year-old mate are each jailed on a felony charge after they allegedly had sex on a Florida sidewalk in view of a 12-year-old child, police report. Accordin

thesmokinggun.com

What we're missing here is that she's robbing the cradle. You go, grrrlll.

 

[zeetes]

What we're missing here is that she's robbing the cradle. You go, grrrlll.

old school cougar

 

[Madmarsha]

Florida couple finds semi-automatic rifle hidden in baby shower gift from Goodwill

The couple's friends purchased what they believed was a baby bouncer at the thrift store. Instead, the sealed box contained a rifle.

www.nbcnews.com