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[Taurus]

And just like that, another family destroyed and another orphan.

Totally worth it to the straight, white, Christians who can't wait to pile on when tyranny comes to America

 

[DaveXA]

Totally worth it to the straight, white, Christians who can't wait to pile on when tyranny comes to America

Well, fortunately we aren't all like that. Unfortunately, too many are.

 

[Nisey55]

Totally worth it to the straight, white, Christians who can't wait to pile on when tyranny comes to America

Did I say the wrong thing? If so, to clarify, I was in tears when I responded.

 

[Taurus]

Did I say the wrong thing? If so, to clarify, I was in tears when I responded.

Not at all.

I was expressing my frustration with the "Proud Promise Keeping Boogaloo Bois". They can't wait to put on their brown shirts and join in the tyranny. A few dead kids is a perfectly acceptable price to them.

 

[Nisey55]

Not at all.

I was expressing my frustration with the "Proud Promise Keeping Boogaloo Bois". They can't wait to put on their brown shirts and join in the tyranny. A few dead kids is a perfectly acceptable price to them.

Thanks for clearing that up, sometimes what comes out of my mouth may not sound like what I meant, since I do in fact have a mouth that is not always connected to my brain.

 

[Optimus Prime]

A naked Florida woman has been arrested after police say she drunkenly threatened convenience store workers with a vegetable peeler and masturbated in front of law enforcement officers.

Celia Barrett, 35, was taken into custody on Sunday following the incident at a RaceTrac store in St Petersburg, Florida.

According to court documents obtained by The Smoking Gun, Ms Barrett had been threatened with arrest on Saturday, but showed up a day later armed and without clothes.


She allegedly showed up with the sharp-edged vegetable peeler around 6.40pm local time and threatened two workers in the store, one of whom told police that Ms Barrett said she would kill him.

Ms Barrett then also toppled and broke a display of Red Bull energy drinks and spilled a carton of cigarettes all over the floor of the store, according to authorities.……

Naked Florida woman accused of unhinged rampage with vegetable peeler

Celia Barrett, 35, was taken into custody on Sunday following the incident at a RaceTrac store in St Petersburg, Florida

www.independent.co.uk

 

[2009ring]

A naked Florida woman has been arrested after police say she drunkenly threatened convenience store workers with a vegetable peeler and masturbated in front of law enforcement officers.

Celia Barrett, 35, was taken into custody on Sunday following the incident at a RaceTrac store in St Petersburg, Florida.

According to court documents obtained by The Smoking Gun, Ms Barrett had been threatened with arrest on Saturday, but showed up a day later armed and without clothes.


She allegedly showed up with the sharp-edged vegetable peeler around 6.40pm local time and threatened two workers in the store, one of whom told police that Ms Barrett said she would kill him.

Ms Barrett then also toppled and broke a display of Red Bull energy drinks and spilled a carton of cigarettes all over the floor of the store, according to authorities.……

Naked Florida woman accused of unhinged rampage with vegetable peeler

Celia Barrett, 35, was taken into custody on Sunday following the incident at a RaceTrac store in St Petersburg, Florida

www.independent.co.uk

I wonder if you can request the body cam footage of this one?

 

[LonghornSaint]

A naked Florida woman has been arrested after police say she drunkenly threatened convenience store workers with a vegetable peeler and masturbated in front of law enforcement officers.

Celia Barrett, 35, was taken into custody on Sunday following the incident at a RaceTrac store in St Petersburg, Florida.

According to court documents obtained by The Smoking Gun, Ms Barrett had been threatened with arrest on Saturday, but showed up a day later armed and without clothes.


She allegedly showed up with the sharp-edged vegetable peeler around 6.40pm local time and threatened two workers in the store, one of whom told police that Ms Barrett said she would kill him.

Ms Barrett then also toppled and broke a display of Red Bull energy drinks and spilled a carton of cigarettes all over the floor of the store, according to authorities.……

Naked Florida woman accused of unhinged rampage with vegetable peeler

Celia Barrett, 35, was taken into custody on Sunday following the incident at a RaceTrac store in St Petersburg, Florida

www.independent.co.uk

My cucumber is bigger, but it's not going to peel itself.

 

[mambodeath]

I wonder if you can request the body cam footage of this one?

Do it and see what happens

 

[Optimus Prime]

Florida woman stole a deputy sheriff’s patrol car and sent law enforcement on a car chase that ended with her and two others dead.

The woman — later identified as Kendra Boone, 33 — caught authorities’ attention on Thursday after she was reported for allegedly trying to steal an older woman’s keys in Silver Springs, the Marion County Sheriff Billy Woods said at a press conference.

Sheriff’s deputy Chris Witte responded to the incident, stepping out of his vehicle and telling Boone to go to the back of it. Instead, she jumped into the passenger side window and into the driver’s seat, where the keys were still in the ignition, and sped off.

Ms Boone fled in the stolen car for several miles, driving “well over 100 miles per hour and driving erratically during her attempt to evade deputies,” Mr Woods said.

While trying to pass a semi-truck on the highway, Ms Boone moved over to the shoulder. When she merged back onto the road, she lost control of the car and collided with oncoming traffic.

Ms Boone crashed head-on into a pickup truck, Mr Woods said. She and the three people who’d been in the pickup truck were found unresponsive by deputies.

A 73-year-old man and 72-year-old woman in the pickup truck were declared dead at the scene. The third passenger was transported to the hospital in critical condition.............

MSN

 

[DaveXA]

Florida woman stole a deputy sheriff’s patrol car and sent law enforcement on a car chase that ended with her and two others dead.

The woman — later identified as Kendra Boone, 33 — caught authorities’ attention on Thursday after she was reported for allegedly trying to steal an older woman’s keys in Silver Springs, the Marion County Sheriff Billy Woods said at a press conference.

Sheriff’s deputy Chris Witte responded to the incident, stepping out of his vehicle and telling Boone to go to the back of it. Instead, she jumped into the passenger side window and into the driver’s seat, where the keys were still in the ignition, and sped off.

Ms Boone fled in the stolen car for several miles, driving “well over 100 miles per hour and driving erratically during her attempt to evade deputies,” Mr Woods said.

While trying to pass a semi-truck on the highway, Ms Boone moved over to the shoulder. When she merged back onto the road, she lost control of the car and collided with oncoming traffic.

Ms Boone crashed head-on into a pickup truck, Mr Woods said. She and the three people who’d been in the pickup truck were found unresponsive by deputies.

A 73-year-old man and 72-year-old woman in the pickup truck were declared dead at the scene. The third passenger was transported to the hospital in critical condition.............

MSN

Yeah, cop leaving car unattended with windows open and keys in the ignition. What could possibly go wrong?

 

[Sailorsaint]

High level Floridaing going on here....

 

[Optimus Prime]

I didn’t realize horse rustling was still a thing

Seems like an 1800s kinda thing

Terrible crime, hope they catch these guys soon
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Authorities in south Florida are searching for a gang of horse rustlers who stole and slaughtered three animals for meat, including one used in therapy sessions for children with autism and cognitive disabilities.

The horses were taken from a remote area of Redland, near Homestead, and their carcasses were discovered on Friday by officers from the Miami-Dade police department’s agricultural and environmental crimes section.

“They looked up and saw some vultures, and they said: ‘Let’s see where it leads us,’” detective Alvaro Zabaleta said at a news conference.


The incident is the latest in a number of similar thefts in the region, heightening fears that a new group of criminals is targeting horses for meat, which is then sold as an alternative to commercially available cuts of beef or pork, often at higher prices.

Zabeleta warned that buying horsemeat on the black market comes with health risks because of the medications administered to the animals to keep them healthy, such as high-dose Ivermectin for deworming.

“Just because it’s expensive doesn’t make it a delicacy,” he said.

Last month, CBS Miami reported, two horses were slaughtered in a neighboring area of south-west Miami and their bodies found in pieces.

In December, a Hialeah resident, Alain Arencibia-Diaz, was arrested in a sting operation in which he is alleged to have tried to sell 40lb of meat from a horse he had killed to an undercover officer. He is scheduled to appear in court in March.……..

Police search for horse rustlers in Florida who slaughtered three animals

Horses included Paloma, a female who had given therapy rides to children with mental health issues and cognitive disabilities

www.theguardian.com

 

[Optimus Prime]

At the Florida Man Games, big crowds cheer competitors evading police and wrestling over beer

Promoted as “the most insane athletic showdown on Earth,” the Florida Man Games poke fun at the state’s reputation for bizarre stories.

apnews.com

 

[Madmarsha]

Florida Man Games!!

At the Florida Man Games, big crowds cheer competitors evading police and wrestling over beer

Promoted as “the most insane athletic showdown on Earth,” the Florida Man Games poke fun at the state’s reputation for bizarre stories.

apnews.com