Congratulations, you've just been hired as the New Orleans Saints head coach. What are you going to do? (13 Viewers)

[Silly Burrito]

We're all armchair quarterbacks here. However, let's say that out of the blue you've been called and hired by the Saints to be the brand new head coach. Here's your chance to say what you'd do. Who would you hire as OC and DC? Who would you keep (if any) on staff? What position would you be leaning towards drafting? How do you handle the salary cap situation?

We've all said "Well, if I were in charge...."

Go for it, go nuts.

 

[duckjr78]

”Two chicks at the same time, man.”

 

[longtime lurker]

I’d stand up at the podium and shake the hand of my own personally new hand picked GM. It’s the new fad and I’m down with it.

I’m picking BPA after trying to move back a bit and build up picks.

 

[nakadish]

I'm going to Disneyland.


Then fire Joe Woods.

 

[j4m2b]

I will put all my effort into building the oline. I would prepare to be a run heavy offense. On defense, I would put everything into my def line.

When the right qb comes along, the line will be set.

 

[watts]

I’d ask “How many people turned this job down before you got to me and you guys know I’ve never coached football, right?”

 

[Nolaboy1970]

The very first thing is to decide what to do at the QB position. Trade Carr, release Carr, Extend Carr. Carr is obviously not our future, but we need to make a decision as to where we need to go. We need a plan for our franchise QB and then build around that plan.

 

[tim martin]

beg kubiak to stay. trade carr to giants. hire eagles lb coach whoever it is as de coord as he actually knew how to use baun. tank one year. take on as much dead money as possible to rid these contracts. draft the manning kid

 

[Taker597]

Suck and get to draft Arch Manning in 2026

 

[j4m2b]

Suck and get to draft Arch Manning in 2026

Lol! Daddy wont let that happen

 

[BreesusSaves]

Definitely not go to Chipotle.

 

[Day1]

Hookers and blow.

 

[SuperSaint]

Drink a big glass of whiskey.

 

[SaintsSpringBayou]

Spend a week in Peru at an ayahuasca ceremony then show up to camp with an incredibly unorthodox and blasphemous playbook. Draft the most brutal players available, pure horror movies in spandex, then become the most winningest coach in NFL history. Every play would be some sort of illusion - it's like Cirque de Soleil but without all the hot bendy chicks and lanky Euro mens.

 

[SigFreudianSlip]

I'm going to Disneyland.


Then fire Joe Woods.

Disneyland sucks, Disneyworld is way better. Been years tho, maybe that’s changed.


Fire everyone.
Try to draft well, acquire as many picks as possible.
Do my best to instill a better more accountable atmosphere and culture. Include stretching into the regimen.