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DaveXA said:
It's been over a week. We slacking up in here. This made me think of this thread.

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I have this bat sheet crazy woman that I have no interest in telling everyone that we have sex all the time and that she is going to marry me and it is definitely causing me issues
She keeps showing up where I am at and saying that since everyone already thinks we are, we might as well...basically doing her best to keep me from talking to any other women. I've tried to be nice about it but I am quickly running out of patience
 
Dago said:
I have this bat sheet crazy woman that I have no interest in telling everyone that we have sex all the time and that she is going to marry me and it is definitely causing me issues
She keeps showing up where I am at and saying that since everyone already thinks we are, we might as well...basically doing her best to keep me from talking to any other women. I've tried to be nice about it but I am quickly running out of patience
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Where's she at on the crazy/hot matrix?
 
Dago said:
I have this bat sheet crazy woman that I have no interest in telling everyone that we have sex all the time and that she is going to marry me and it is definitely causing me issues
She keeps showing up where I am at and saying that since everyone already thinks we are, we might as well...basically doing her best to keep me from talking to any other women. I've tried to be nice about it but I am quickly running out of patience
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You sure that’s not Zeetes in drag?
 
Dago said:
I have this bat sheet crazy woman that I have no interest in telling everyone that we have sex all the time and that she is going to marry me and it is definitely causing me issues
She keeps showing up where I am at and saying that since everyone already thinks we are, we might as well...basically doing her best to keep me from talking to any other women. I've tried to be nice about it but I am quickly running out of patience
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Pics?
 
0rion said:
Where's she at on the crazy/hot matrix?
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Not nearly hot enough for her level of crazy. This is the type of woman who would burn your sheet and slash your tires. Also heavy into substances I have no desire to be around
 
I just rednecked the sheet out of this as is my way of doing stuff. My 10 year old is playing center alot although he also plays alot of defensive end which is where I hope he ends up. Today during practice he had a sweet solo tackle on a running back that made the hair on my neck stand up. It was text book coming off a block and making the tackle at the line. His snaps today however weren't very good so I built this contraption that I call the snapper 3000. It's too far ahead of its time to be the snapper 2000. A litter bucket, some scrap wood, and a few screws later. I painted it black and tomorrow I'm going to attach an old pillow case to the back of it to catch the balls.

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We took the boy to see Meg 2 tonight. Horrible movie haha. Wife and the boy liked it but I thought it was dumb and cheesy which I pretty much knew it would be.

On a few old crow/cokes tonight. Just relaxing having a couple before bedtime.
 

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