Coronavirus humor (2 Viewers)

[Joe OKC]

Since the Oklahoma Government has shut the clubs down. I think that I can safely say:

"It takes an act of congress to get a day off around here."

 

[UndeadSnoopy]

This is pure evil.

Someone is blasting the alarm from The Purge.

 

[UndeadSnoopy]

 

[BobE]

*NSFW* language. You've been warned

 

[nolaspe]

 

[0rion]

 

[nolaspe]

Then again, I'm assuming @BobE and @zeetes are doing the no pantaloons dance at home...

 

[nolaspe]

 

[nolaspe]

 

[nolaspe]

“What are you wearing Jake from State Farm?”

 

[SaintRob]

Top Pic: Day one of "social distancing"
Bottom Pic: Day 14 of "social distancing"

 

[superchuck500]

Today I overheard my 5-year old walk into the room waving her arms and making ghost noises - and my 6-year old goes "what are you doing?"

She goes "I'm the Coronavirus!"

 

[superchuck500]

 

[0rion]

Not virus related but made me chuckle.

Couple days ago I hobbled out to the camper with the 7 year old (Baylen)to sleep in there. That bed helps my back sometimes and my 7 yr old likes staying in there so it was nice to break it up for him.
After laying in the bed a couple hours I had to pee real bad but with my back I waited until I absolutely had to go before getting up to pee. I have dewinterized the camper yet so I hobbled over to the door and was peeing out the door. Behind me I hear Baylen say " does it feel good dad? I know when I pee it feels good."

 

[BIG E]