tomwaits
Frontier Psychiatrist
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This is anti-mask people in a nutshell...
That poop ring around the ship was hysterical...I watch this show, and this scene is perfect..
I learned the lesson when I was in NY in the 90s and I’m sure it’s even more pertinent today - you just don’t try it with NY service workers. They’ve seen it all, heard it all and have not only run out if ****s to give, they are operating at such a deficit of ****s they could qualify for IMF reliefThis girl is a keeper!!!!
It happened at a New York Airport. This is hilarious. An award should go to the United Airlines gate agent in New York for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo. For all of you out there who have had to deal with an irate customer, this one is for you.
A crowded United Airlines flight was canceled. A single agent was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travelers. Suddenly, an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on this flight and it has to be FIRST CLASS."
The agent replied, "I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these folks first; and then I'm sure we'll be able to work something out." The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?"
Without hesitating, the agent smiled and grabbed her public address microphone. "May I have your attention, please?", she began, her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal. "We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him with his identity, please come to Gate 14".
With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the United Airlines agent, gritted his teeth, and said, "F*** You!"
Without flinching, she smiled and said, "I'm sorry sir, you'll have to get in line for that, too."
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Once while I was in New York I asked the police officer what was the quickest way to get to my Destiination ,and without missing a beat he said, Have you tried running?I learned the lesson when I was in NY in the 90s and I’m sure it’s even more pertinent today - you just don’t try it with NY service workers. They’ve seen it all, heard it all and have not only run out if ****s to give, they are operating at such a deficit of ****s they could qualify for IMF relief