Dawn "Dish" Liquid, the Lie (6 Viewers)

[efil4stnias]

OMG, those are fun!

yep and when you connect, sounds like a snappin pop.

Deer flies are faster than horse flies so it can be a challenge.

im sure my neighbors have viewed me swinging wildly, repeatedly like im under attack by an invisible swarm lol

 

[saintmdterps]

ok for those i have something extra special - especially the deer flies that appear early June.

Electrified swatter. looks like a tennis racquet.

POP.

Yup I've used those before, and they're actually fun. Flies, mosquitoes, yellow jackets...all zzzzzt.

 

[Zardnok]

OMG, those are fun!

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Bug-A-Salt SHRED-ER for the win! I added the laser sight and can pop flies from across the room.

 

[Bill]

It will also kill fleas, but use it sparingly. It will dry their skin out. The best bet is to have your
pet on a once a moth flea pill

At first I thought you were concerned about the fleas' little dry patches.

 

[Bill]

If it kills the ants, how can it be non toxic?

He assumes that ants don't read the EE board.

 

[Bill]

Thanks for the proof. My next question is why anyone would buy a giant bottle of hand soap from the dish washing section of the store, cause that's where they keep it. Very misleading. Shall we all band together and boycott dawn? Who's with me?

Wait until you discover that it all comes out the same vat spigot at the Dawn factory.
Life comes at you hard sometimes.

 

[Madmarsha]

At first I thought you were concerned about the fleas' little dry patches.

I already made a dry flea skin joke, Bill. I feel so unseen.

 

[Paul]

I already made a dry flea skin joke, Bill. I feel so unseen.

Was it also you who made the joke that Bill was hung like a circus flea?
Wait, no, that was me and I was not talking about Bill. I was telling unsavory truths about myself.

But Bill too, I guess.

 

[Madmarsha]

Was it also you who made the joke that Bill was hung like a circus flea?

No, but Imma try and remember that one. It's a sick burn.

 

[Bill]

I already made a dry flea skin joke, Bill. I feel so unseen.

I've been known to recycle the really good material sometimes.

 

[saintmdterps]

Was it also you who made the joke that Bill was hung like a circus flea?
Wait, no, that was me and I was not talking about Bill. I was telling unsavory truths about myself.

But Bill too, I guess.

The best hung joke is "He's hung like planet Pluto, hard to see with the naked eye"

 

[Madmarsha]

I've been known to recycle the really good material sometimes.

Uh-huh. My husband tries that one, too, when he repeats something I've LITERALLY just said

 

[Nisey55]

Uh-huh. My husband tries that one, too, when he repeats something I've LITERALLY just said

If ya got it, ya got it.

 

[Paul]

Uh-huh. My husband tries that one, too, when he repeats something I've LITERALLY just said

Yeah, my wife is the queen of zingers, but more on the assassin side. Like she zings you and you don’t realize you’ve been zung until it’s too late.

It’s how we met - we worked together and we just killed each other with insults and playing the dozens. She finally dealt the fatal blow and I was like, I gotta date this woman.

 

[Bill]

Uh-huh. My husband tries that one, too, when he repeats something I've LITERALLY just said

I often read these threads like I'm talking to a group of people. If I read a comment about something I wish to make a reply, I just reply. It's very unlikely that I'm going to go through the entire multi page thread to see if someone else already posted the same drivel I was thinking.