Janitor dips genitals in water bottle, gives woman STD (4 Viewers)

[CapitalCitySaint]

A Texas man has been jailed after urinating into a water cooler at the doctor’s office where he worked, which resulted in other employees contracting sexually transmitted diseases.

Lucio Catarino Diaz, who worked as a janitor at the practice, was sentenced on Tuesday after pleading guilty to a charge of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, namely, his urine. He was sentenced to six years but has already served two.

The crimes were first flagged in the summer of 2022 at the doctor’s office along Houston’s East Freeway. According to court documents, obtained by The Independent, the practice had a five-gallon water dispenser in a shared common area that was used by staff and others.


On August 30 2022 an employee, known as M.A., noticed "the water she got from the water dispenser had a funny taste and smell to it," according to the complaint. She later told police she began to bring her own water bottle rather than drink “sour” water.

The employee later "noticed her water from her personal water bottle that she brought from the store smelled nasty," the documents stated, adding that the woman had decided to throw away the bottle rather than investigate further.

Since the office did not have security cameras, the woman then bought a small camera online and attached it to her computer. She also bought a large bottle of water and put it in view of the camera…..

Texas janitor jailed for urinating into doctor’s office water cooler

Lucio Catarino Diaz pleaded guilty to a charge of aggravated assault with deadly weapon – his urine

www.independent.co.uk

I wonder what STD it was since it was transmitted from his urine and he was charged with assault with a deadly weapon.

 

[kcirdor]

This is why I am Pro Death Penalty. For sheet like this.

 

[0rion]

I wonder what STD it was since it was transmitted from his urine and he was charged with assault with a deadly weapon.

Exactly what I was thinking.....

 

[superchuck500]

Once again proving that if enough time goes by and you dig up an debate thread between me and @superchuck500, I’ll be proven right.

lol jk buddy

Yeah, I'm not even sure why I was being so dense about that - you were right

(except the part where you suggested I was a 'liberal elite' - as I don't think I am either ).

 

[0rion]

A Texas man has been jailed after urinating into a water cooler at the doctor’s office where he worked, which resulted in other employees contracting sexually transmitted diseases.

Lucio Catarino Diaz, who worked as a janitor at the practice, was sentenced on Tuesday after pleading guilty to a charge of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, namely, his urine. He was sentenced to six years but has already served two.

The crimes were first flagged in the summer of 2022 at the doctor’s office along Houston’s East Freeway. According to court documents, obtained by The Independent, the practice had a five-gallon water dispenser in a shared common area that was used by staff and others.


On August 30 2022 an employee, known as M.A., noticed "the water she got from the water dispenser had a funny taste and smell to it," according to the complaint. She later told police she began to bring her own water bottle rather than drink “sour” water.

The employee later "noticed her water from her personal water bottle that she brought from the store smelled nasty," the documents stated, adding that the woman had decided to throw away the bottle rather than investigate further.

Since the office did not have security cameras, the woman then bought a small camera online and attached it to her computer. She also bought a large bottle of water and put it in view of the camera…..

Texas janitor jailed for urinating into doctor’s office water cooler

Lucio Catarino Diaz pleaded guilty to a charge of aggravated assault with deadly weapon – his urine

www.independent.co.uk

So HSV-1 is considered an STD? That's new to me....I've never heard it categorized as that. I know simplex 2 has always been but not 1.

 

[Dago]

We used to have National Geographic night at tour fraternity house, which involved fully nude dancers. One of the guys sitting at the table went to the bathroom, leaving his longneck beer unattended. The dancer, to whom he'd been an arse, used no hands and moved his bottle. When he came back and took a drink we broke up laughing. I don't recall him suffering long-term harm other than our eternal mockery.

That's why you never ever leave your beer unattended. That's the lesson he learned that night.

If it was 'delicious' Coors Miller Lite she did him a favor

credit to @saintmdterps for the correction

 

[saintmdterps]

If it was Coors Lite she did him a favor

Miller Lite

 

[Dago]

Miller Lite

Edited and fixed.

 

[0rion]

If it was 'delicious' Coors Miller Lite she did him a favor

credit to @saintmdterps for the correction

Yeah...I don't drink nasty Coors light and delicious Miller lite cures all STD's so wouldn't have to worry about it.