Marques Colston nickname? (1 Viewer)

[nick]

how about cha-ching!!

 

[Madmarsha]

Punxsutawney Phil cos he's, ya know, from Pennsylvania.

 

[BornaSaint]

His team m8s already have one for him, "Quiet Storm"

 

[aosinc]

NUMBER 12 or the big guy

 

[BornaSaint]

Also I wanted to give everyone a big hello, just joined this great forum 2day.

 

[MackeyM]

Catchy McPassgrabber

Henderson: "Third and eight from the Steeler 22. Brees play action to Bush...forced from the pocket..throws toward the endzone...CAUGHT!...Caught by Catchy McPassgrabber for the Touchdown"

Hokie: "Holy mackerel, nobody want to thump a free melon but this Catchy McPassgrabber is GOOOOOD. And now lets go down to Kenny Wilkerson for an Abita Springs sidline report...Kenny? Whatchew got?"

KW: "well, Hoke..Catchy McPassgrabber went up REALLLLY high to get the ball and came down on feet....but his feet look ok...he's shaking his feet...yes, they are OK!"

This ones got my vote.
Or maybe we just call him what his momma named him.

 

[Saint Bama]

How about "MC HOF"(stra)

 

[jlam]

Catchy McPassgrabber

Henderson: "Third and eight from the Steeler 22. Brees play action to Bush...forced from the pocket..throws toward the endzone...CAUGHT!...Caught by Catchy McPassgrabber for the Touchdown"

Hokie: "Holy mackerel, nobody want to thump a free melon but this Catchy McPassgrabber is GOOOOOD. And now lets go down to Kenny Wilkerson for an Abita Springs sidline report...Kenny? Whatchew got?"

KW: "well, Hoke..Catchy McPassgrabber went up REALLLLY high to get the ball and came down on feet....but his feet look ok...he's shaking his feet...yes, they are OK!"

This can't go without at least another mention. I thought this was hilarious, especially when doing the voices and acting the scene out in my head. Good stuff.

On the downside, I had to kill a kitten to give you your props. I'm more of a dog person anyways I guess.

 

[Gin-Tilly]

"The BEAST!"

 

[tenordas]

I think forced nicknames are mentally challenged. They only work when they just evolve naturally.

Besides..."Big Smooth" is/was Sam Perkins.

If we have to force stupid nicknames, can they at least be original?

Amen. Let's just call him "Rookie of the Year (ROY if you must)" and be done with this.

 

[Milkman]

As I mentioned earlier...Sam Perkins was Big Smooth a long time ago.

Can we at least give him something original if we have to give him something at all?

Just for the record, if my memory serves me correctly, Sam Perkins was nick named Big Sleepy, because he always looked tired and his eyes looked heavy.

 

[fogshat]

Marquee seems simple enuff.

----:whs:----

 

[fogshat]

Marquee seems simple enuff.

yah, what he said. Marques the Marquee

 

[BroussardWho-Dat]

Beings that he is'nt one of those loud guys how about just let it be Colston

 

[Druss]

I've got the worse one but I've had the courtesy to keep it to my self, until now. I've been calling him a tree frog all year because thats what his hands remind me of they are over sized and every think sticks to them.:eatit: