My homie played a cruel cruel joke on me! (1 Viewer)

[bornnraisedwhodat]

Just to give some back story he years ago, somethin like 10 years ago he hooked me up with this girl. I liked this girl for years, but never made a move. I told him to give her my # and we conversed for a good lil while, but it never sparked off. She was smokin!! Gorgeous, big booty, nice jugs, sexy, cool, etc. No, I will not post a pic of the girl because she is a local girl and her people could possible be on these forums.

Anyway, nothing popped off so I moved on. Years later, out the blue I get a text from an unknown area code, saying this "The girls name" and she got my number from a mutual friend. The friend she mentioned only a few people know I know.

Well, she text me talking bout she know we didnt hit it off, but she was really feeling me and jumped at the chance when she ran accross someone that new my #.

We talkin' over text, and she is talking about how she is staying out in Dallas, but coming to N.O. next month, and tryin to hook up with me and all that. She is getting freaky and everything. I text my homies just to make sure because this was TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE!

Well, she finally text me saying "I cant do it no more this is [my homie's name] lmao. Its funny but it hurts. For moment I felt like Im the luckiest dude in the world. How often does the "one you let get away" contact you years later saying she was crazy about you. He told me he found a app to mask his phone number. How cruel is that. If he wasnt my best friend I would whoop his .....

smh, I need to come up with a wy to get back at him for real.

 

[Deacon Blues]

Drug him, then handcuff him to a light pole, naked, at a busy intersection.

 

[guidomerkinsrules]

I wouldn't scratch off the a** whuppin just yet

 

[Twyst]

 

[bornnraisedwhodat]

Man, I dont care how long it takes...Im gonna get em.

 

[St. Greatness]

Just to give some back story he years ago, somethin like 10 years ago he hooked me up with this girl. I liked this girl for years, but never made a move. I told him to give her my # and we conversed for a good lil while, but it never sparked off. She was smokin!! Gorgeous, big booty, nice jugs, sexy, cool, etc. No, I will not post a pic of the girl because she is a local girl and her people could possible be on these forums.

Anyway, nothing popped off so I moved on. Years later, out the blue I get a text from an unknown area code, saying this "The girls name" and she got my number from a mutual friend. The friend she mentioned only a few people know I know.

Well, she text me talking bout she know we didnt hit it off, but she was really feeling me and jumped at the chance when she ran accross someone that new my #.

We talkin' over text, and she is talking about how she is staying out in Dallas, but coming to N.O. next month, and tryin to hook up with me and all that. She is getting freaky and everything. I text my homies just to make sure because this was TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE!

Well, she finally text me saying "I cant do it no more this is [my homie's name] lmao. Its funny but it hurts. For moment I felt like Im the luckiest dude in the world. How often does the "one you let get away" contact you years later saying she was crazy about you. He told me he found a app to mask his phone number. How cruel is that. If he wasnt my best friend I would whoop his .....

smh, I need to come up with a wy to get back at him for real.

No offense, but you kinda set yourself up for it. You shouldn't just text a person that you're trying to be with. You should have told "her" to call you. That would have ended it right then and there. That's one of the bad things about electronic communication these days....and, as you can tell by my age, this is coming from a young person.

 

[Dre]

What an *******

 

[bornnraisedwhodat]

No offense, but you kinda set yourself up for it. You shouldn't just text a person that you're trying to be with. You should have told "her" to call you. That would have ended it right then and there. That's one of the bad things about electronic communication these days....and, as you can tell by my age, this is coming from a young person.

Thats my fault though because I have a live in girlfriend.

It started getting suspicious to me when "she" didnt ask me to call here. I never fully bought in but still, there was a part of my mind that hoped it was here. SMH @ myself.

 

[Dre]

Thats my fault though because I have a live in girlfriend.

What an *******

 

[bornnraisedwhodat]

What an *******

Haha man, but I will say I have never cheated on my GF in 7 years even though we are very unhappy right now.

But If I ever did cheat this would have been the girl I would have done it with! Im not ashamed to say it!

 

[cajnwillie]

Haha man, but I will say I have never cheated on my GF in 7 years even though we are very unhappy right now.

But If I ever did cheat this would have been the girl I would have done it with! Im not ashamed to say it!

When your best friend "homie" shows the texts to your girl...accidentally of course...he'll be moving into the smooth live in GF deal you've got. And you'll have no defense when your girl starts freaking out about you wanting to step out on her.

Ya gotta admit, it's a great play.

 

[bornnraisedwhodat]

When your best friend "homie" shows the texts to your girl...accidentally of course...he'll be moving into the smooth live in GF deal you've got. And you'll have no defense when your girl starts freaking out about you wanting to step out on her.

Ya gotta admit, it's a great play.

Nah it wouldnt ever get to that point. He wouldnt want here, matter of fact, he could have her!!

 

[parlorcitysaint]

 

[JBSaint]

To get him back - if he is not a season ticket holder, and even if you are not a season ticket holder, tell him you have a great seat for him for whatever game he really wants to attend, have him meet at a specific time and specific place only to leave him hanging. I will say not to total kill him - have a plan for him to at least watch the game in a bar somewhere.

 

[Dre]

To get him back - if he is not a season ticket holder, and even if you are not a season ticket holder, tell him you have a great seat for him for whatever game he really wants to attend, have him meet at a specific time and specific place only to leave him hanging. I will say not to total kill him - have a plan for him to at least watch the game in a bar somewhere.

Wow. That is awesome. But don't have the seat in the bar for him.