Rickboy
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So, back in March, my trophy wife of 23 years and I decided to visit the Denver auto show. There we saw the new Jeep Wrangler. Both of us thought it was pretty sweet but went about our business. Two weeks later, somehow my wife gets it in her mind that she doesn't really care for her car that much. So she gets me to take her to the nearby Mini store to look at a Countryman. After 30 minutes she realizes that just isn't for her.
This is when I make the catastrophic mistake of reminding her that she really seemed to like the new Wrangler.
2 hours later this happened.
That was all well and good right. She's happy, I'm happy, everyone's happy. It's a nice Jeep. Too nice. That's when the real problems started happening. Because I made another catastrophic mistake. I drove the damn thing. And before long this happened..
These damn things multiply like rabbits.
Well that's great, I'm happy, She's happy, Carpenter is happy, Everyone is happy.. All's well right? Then I made another mistake. I took if off road. We drove up a nice trail in Colorado, had a picnic by a river, fun times all around right?
Someone once said that Jeeps are a money pit. Yea, they're right because next this happened.
Then this happened
And soon a Winch, Front bumper, compressor, CB Radio, tents, camping gear, etc., etc., etc. are gonna happen..
Geez @Joe OKC why didn't you warn me about these things..
This is when I make the catastrophic mistake of reminding her that she really seemed to like the new Wrangler.
2 hours later this happened.
That was all well and good right. She's happy, I'm happy, everyone's happy. It's a nice Jeep. Too nice. That's when the real problems started happening. Because I made another catastrophic mistake. I drove the damn thing. And before long this happened..
These damn things multiply like rabbits.
Well that's great, I'm happy, She's happy, Carpenter is happy, Everyone is happy.. All's well right? Then I made another mistake. I took if off road. We drove up a nice trail in Colorado, had a picnic by a river, fun times all around right?
Someone once said that Jeeps are a money pit. Yea, they're right because next this happened.
Then this happened
And soon a Winch, Front bumper, compressor, CB Radio, tents, camping gear, etc., etc., etc. are gonna happen..
Geez @Joe OKC why didn't you warn me about these things..