Taysom Hill > Chuck Norris (1 Viewer)

[madsaint1967]

A little Taysom Hill will cure moles, colds, sore buttholes and make childbirth a pleasure.

 

[NeverGiveUP2]

Taysom once went to a feminist rally. He returned with 3 ironed shirts and a sandwich.

Ding Ding Ding.... We have a winner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Artifactual]

The Saints listed Tayson Hill on the injury/illness report yesterday with a HIP, just for S&G, to remind everyone that He's the Coolest Cat in Town.

 

[Ti Rider]

The Atlanta Falcons check their closets for Taysom Hill before they go to bed.

 

[Will Survive]

The Atlanta Falcons check their closets for Taysom Hill before they go to bed.

That right there is gold

 

[jjc0320]

A math wiz once asked taysom hill if he can do math. Taysom said he's 78.3% saints offense and 23.6% saints special teams. 11.2% NFC offense and 2.8% NFL offense. The math wiz now teaches lunch.

 

[RadsRock]

Over the summer there was a near disaster missile launch alert. But it was just Taysom Hill at the highland games doing caber toss.

 

[Artifactual]

The only time Taysom Hill gets Sick & Tired is when he hears people say he isn't an NFL QB. Fortunately, he tunes that stuff out.

 

[boutte]

The only mistake Taysom ever made was when he thought he had done something wrong.

 

[Artifactual]

Taysom Hill once Caught a Train, just for fun, then he let it go.

 

[Artifactual]

Taysom Hill singlehandedly mowed down all 53 Cowboys at the OK Corral. When his six shooter and gun belt were empty, he finished the rest of em' off using spit balls.

 

[bobad]

As long as we don't need him to hit a receiver deep, we're golden.

What you don't know is that Taysom does that on purpose occasionally to set something up for later in the game... or next game.

 

[bobad]

Ding Ding Ding.... We have a winner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My favorite too!

 

[madsaint1967]

Taysom Hill once told Chuck Norris to "Hold my beer"

 

[Moon]

Read last week the same cop that pulled over Olave pulled Taysom over a day later.........luckily, the cop left with only a warning