Taysom Hill > Chuck Norris (1 Viewer)

[dutar76]

Untrue. I'm a fan of his and appreciate what he brings to the Saints in his role.

If Taysom Hill read your post he'd delete the internet.

 

[dutar76]

When God said let there be light, Taysom said, "what's the magic word?"

 

[SquatchySaint]

Taysom Hill heard about this Thread...and made Chuck Norris read it out loud.....!!!!

 

[SquatchySaint]

If Taysom Hill read your post he'd delete the internet.

Taysom Hill saw Boy of Wonder's post.... and changed B of W's name to "Fan of Falcons".............

 

[dutar76]

Taysom Hill made a mistake once because he wanted to see what it felt like.

 

[Bill]

After beating the Colts, Taysom didn’t fly home with the rest of his team.
He used his cape instead!

 

[Mr. Coach Klein]

Taysom Hill can parallel park a train.

Taysoms keyboard doesn't have an escape key

A city messed up and named a street Taysom Hill but after a few deaths they had to change it, because no one crosses Taysom and lives.

Taysom once went to a feminist rally. He returned with 3 ironed shirts and a sandwich.

 

[Boy_of_wonder75]

Taysom Hill saw Boy of Wonder's post.... and changed B of W's name to "Fan of Falcons".............

Snap!

 

[Infoman]

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Taysom Hill.

If you spell Taysom Hill in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

Taysom Hill once had the idea to sell his pee as a canned beverage. It’s now called Red Bull.

On the 7th day, God rested ... On the 8th day Taysom Hill ran QB power on God and scored.

Taysom Hill can speak Braille.

Taysom Hill stands still faster than anyone can run.

Death once had a near-Taysom-Hill experience.

Taysom Hill can tie his shoes with his feet.

 

[TomThomster7]

Fats Domino now finds his thrill over Taysom Hill

 

[Infoman]

Taysom Hill once took a dump in Georgia…. We now know that object as Atlanta.

 

[Low Energy]

Taysom Hill once took a dump in Georgia…. We now know that object as Atlanta.

That explains why the Failcons always end up in the toilet.

 

[MamaRoux]

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Taysom Hill.

If you spell Taysom Hill in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

Taysom Hill once had the idea to sell his pee as a canned beverage. It’s now called Red Bull.

On the 7th day, God rested ... On the 8th day Taysom Hill ran QB power on him and scored.

Taysom Hill can speak Braille.

Taysom Hill stands still faster than anyone can run.

Death once had a near-Taysom-Hill experience.

Taysom Hill can tie his shoes with his feet.

OUTSTANDING WORK~! You MUST be "A Little HIGH"~!

 

[OneSaintsFan]

Every time a Mormon scores a TD, an angel gets its wings.

 

[Saintman2884]

When athiests and agnostics meet Taysom Hill, they walk away fully and devoutly convinced they've had a divine, religious reawakening.

Taysom Hill has and never will be a fugitive from Justice for anything. Justice will forever be a fugitive from him, a scared, frightened, whiny little birch, and it's only because Hill allows him to continue to run free thats its arse isn't in chains already.

Taysom Hill is the hero New Orleans needs, but doesn't really deserve. Most of us quietly in the shadows cheer him on, while others derisively label him a vigilance in cleats, a pigskin cypher, a ghost who has never run to the post, a "jack of all trades, but mastering none", is rootless, but he'll stay and play for us and while some fellow Saints fans might jeer at him as opposing players lunge, jump, and try to spear at him, we know he can take it, because he himself can be the Alpha and the Omega, the Saints Dark Knight.

When Walter White knocked on Taysom Hill's door, #7 made it abundantly clear who was really about to be in danger.

Insanity itself had a fully clear sense of clarity upon meeting Taysom Hill.

Supermarkets went on hunger strikes upon hearing Taysom Hill was driving to shop for groceries there.

Their are no Hunger Games, only periods of time and place where Taysom Hill deems it necessary for us mortals to eat, drink, and have a modest amount of merriment. But, good manners and polite, social behavior will be observed at all moments while consuming meals. If these dining rules and etiquette are not met or followed with observant, strict, sober regularity, Taysom Hill won't be afraid to " correct " repeat offenders, permanently.

Extraterrestrials allowed themselves to be kidnapped and operated on by Taysom Hill.

God will allow Taysom Hill to live as long as he wants to and die when he damn well feels like it, even if that's 250-300 years from now.