The case for not bathing (1 Viewer)

[Sandman]

Lol. I live in Houston. It is a million degrees during the summer and 1000% humidity. I run in the morning before I go to work. If I didn't shower after that and went in to work, I would probably be fired. I can smell myself it is so bad.

I'm bald, so the hair isn't an issue. I shave what little I have once a week.

 

[Madmarsha]

I have used shampoo only a handful of times since 2009.


Operative word being "shampoo".

 

[antipop]

I have used shampoo only a handful of times since 2009.


Operative word being "shampoo".

every time i use shampoo it's a handful

 

[crosswatt]

My hair is so greasy that my pillowcase looks like a paper towel that Ruffles has been sitting on after about three nights. I don't think any frequency of shampooing is damaging my hair at all...

 

[Saint_Ward]

My hair is so greasy that my pillowcase looks like a paper towel that Ruffles has been sitting on after about three nights. I don't think any frequency of shampooing is damaging my hair at all...

Today I Learned...

 

[Goatman Saint]

I don’t care. I shower every morning and since I work out when I get off work I shower every night also. With soap. Lots of it. And lots of wonderful hot water. It makes me feel good to be clean and to know I’m not the smelly person.

 

[Grumpy Old Manatee]

My hair is so greasy that my pillowcase looks like a paper towel that Ruffles has been sitting on after about three nights. I don't think any frequency of shampooing is damaging my hair at all...

Maybe you just need to cut back on the Soul Glo...

 

[HoustonSaint68]

Well sometimes it's after I've already showered and we just catch each other at the right moment. I've gone to work with the scent of musk lingering about my person

Nyet.

Once had a guy at work that would grab himself a little somethin-somethin from his side lady before coming to work. The funk was SO strong that after a week the rest of us drew straws to see who would tell him that he had to either start showering after or drop his side stuff. I drew the short straw.

Point is, that "musk", as you call it, is acceptable only (and obviously) on the lady in question pre-coitus, and on yourself when you are BY YOURSELF for a short period of time thereafter. Case closed.

For the record, this is the first time that I can remember that I've disagreed with something you've posted!

 

[superchuck500]

I’m surprised by all this metro-sexuality. Maybe y’all can start sharing tips on herbal conditioners, and loofahs.

I was gonna start a thread called “The case against moisturizer” but I don’t want to trigger anyone.

 

[CapitalCitySaint]

I’m surprised by all this metro-sexuality. Maybe y’all can start sharing tips on herbal conditioners, and loofahs.

I was gonna start a thread called “The case against moisturizer” but I don’t want to trigger anyone.

Stop using shampoo and soap and try the ole just add water technique and then report back to us how long you go without getting laid before you crack and give in.

 

[guidomerkinsrules]

I’m surprised by all this metro-sexuality. Maybe y’all can start sharing tips on herbal conditioners, and loofahs.
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Um...Japanese exfoliating washcloth!
A loofah? We moved out of the caves for a reason

 

[donato]

It sounds good and all. I'm just not so sure how it translates regarding the junk. That part seems a bit terrifying- and I'm all for the musky flavor...but...

 

[cpg]

I’ll continue to spot clean in my own spittle and bathe in the blood of drifters, **** you very much.

 

[saintmdterps]

Lol. I live in Houston. It is a million degrees during the summer and 1000% humidity. I run in the morning before I go to work. If I didn't shower after that and went in to work, I would probably be fired. I can smell myself it is so bad.

I'm bald, so the hair isn't an issue. I shave what little I have once a week.

How did you do in your 10-miler? I'm assuming you showered afterward?

 

[saintmdterps]

Nyet.

Once had a guy at work that would grab himself a little somethin-somethin from his side lady before coming to work. The funk was SO strong that after a week the rest of us drew straws to see who would tell him that he had to either start showering after or drop his side stuff. I drew the short straw.

Point is, that "musk", as you call it, is acceptable only (and obviously) on the lady in question pre-coitus, and on yourself when you are BY YOURSELF for a short period of time thereafter. Case closed.

For the record, this is the first time that I can remember that I've disagreed with something you've posted!

Well my wife is not a morning person, so the frequency of the above event is so limited as to be very anecdotal in nature. Like it's happened maybe once or twice in our 17 years together