TIL: Today I Learned... (23 Viewers)

[zeetes]

Did you take your medicine today??

i forgot mine. had to go home at lunch to take it.

 

[saintmdterps]

i forgot mine. had to go home at lunch to take it.

Does it help? Are you copacetic now?

 

[zeetes]

Does it help? Are you copacetic now?

my vyvanse helps lol.

 

[saintmdterps]

my vyvanse helps lol.

Ok good, now go focus on your tourney brackets...

 

[zeetes]

Ok good, now go focus on your tourney brackets...

i put forward about as much effort into it as the front office did to replace carr.

 

[Tapxe]

But, I don't have to HEAR the farting, right? I mean, like every night. In bed. Or walking from the bedroom into the bathroom? #Ineedasaferoom

1 vote for SBD's it is.

 

[0rion]

My experience has been that when I fart it makes people angry.....my wife especially. She gets down right rude.

 

[DaveXA]

My experience has been that when I fart it makes people angry.....my wife especially. She gets down right rude.

Lol, my wife farts right back at me. Eye for an eye, fart for a fart. Yeah.

 

[Paul]

My experience has been that when I fart it makes people angry.....my wife especially. She gets down right rude.

Those people need to fart more.

 

[0rion]

Those people need to fart more.

She does but evidently mine are worse than hers. It's being fartist is what it is.

 

[Paul]

She does but evidently mine are worse than hers. It's being fartist is what it is.

Understood. My wife thinks that just because she’s a little woman, somehow, anything that comes out of her is all pot pourri, sugarplums, and buttery whisps.

I’m like babe, I hate to break it to you, but your toots make skunks quiver with fear.