TIL: Today I Learned... (9 Viewers)

[Paul]

More of a “this week I learned”….

Having never visited the city of Miami, Florida, my wife and I decided to bring our son here this week for his Spring break. His friends are staying home and he wanted to do something. This week I learned:

1. If you are easily swayed by your eyes, gorgeous flirting women, have no self-control, and are married - Miami is not the place for you. Do not come here. It’s a trap.
2. The age of yoga pants is coming to an end. The dawn of yoga shorts 100 times too small is upon us.
3. It’s a trap. Miami is not for me at this stage in life - I’ve been married for 25 years and successfully avoided many landmines. We fly home tomorrow morning thankfully. I’m staying in tonight. I applaud my own willpower. Like seriously, my loyalty and ability to pretend I didn’t see anything is genius.
4. All you who have been to Miami before did not warn me; therefore, you are dead to me. Dead.
5. It’s a trap.

 

[Sailorsaint]

 

[RaginCajun83]

Learned about the Dave Parks deal today watching Caught In A Draft on NLFN and what a surprise NFL has been hosing the Saints since basically the beginning of the franchise

 

[guidomerkinsrules]

I’d asked you people what I missed and no one thought to tell me about Paul’s height or retractable vacuum cords?!!?

More of a “this week I learned”….

Having never visited the city of Miami, Florida, my wife and I decided to bring our son here this week for his Spring break. His friends are staying home and he wanted to do something. This week I learned:

1. If you are easily swayed by your eyes, gorgeous flirting women, have no self-control, and are married - Miami is not the place for you. Do not come here. It’s a trap.
2. The age of yoga pants is coming to an end. The dawn of yoga shorts 100 times too small is upon us.
3. It’s a trap. Miami is not for me at this stage in life - I’ve been married for 25 years and successfully avoided many landmines. We fly home tomorrow morning thankfully. I’m staying in tonight. I applaud my own willpower. Like seriously, my loyalty and ability to pretend I didn’t see anything is genius.
4. All you who have been to Miami before did not warn me; therefore, you are dead to me. Dead.
5. It’s a trap.

Time to put your eyes where your nose is
Did you fart in front of said gorgeous women in their micro lulus?

 

[Sailorsaint]

250MB harddrive, 1979.....

 

[DaveXA]

250MB harddrive, 1979.....

Insane how far tech has come from the 70s.

 

[oysters]

Learned about the Dave Parks deal today watching Caught In A Draft on NLFN and what a surprise NFL has been hosing the Saints since basically the beginning of the franchise

What is the deal with the David parks deal?

 

[RaginCajun83]

What is the deal with the David parks deal?

The way I took it if a player played out their option then they could become a free agent but the commissioner had the final say on the compensation on the team who was loosing the player. Well Rozelle ruled it would take 2 first round picks to the 49ers finalize the deal

 

[oysters]

Seems excessive. Good player but not that good. Saints should’ve said no thanks.

 

[Paul]

I’d asked you people what I missed and no one thought to tell me about Paul’s height or retractable vacuum cords?!!?


Time to put your eyes where your nose is
Did you fart in front of said gorgeous women in their micro lulus?

No. I rarely fart near my wife or any other loved ones. My flatulence is toxic and destructive.

 

[Paul]

TIL that my handwriting is getting worse, which I didn’t think was possible. I visibly jumped at my desk when reviewing some notes because my asterisk looked like a hairy spider.

 

[Yatman]

250MB harddrive, 1979.....

the bigger they are, the smaller they are

 

[Merl]

Found one of these behind a customer’s desk a few years ago. I used them some when I was in the Navy in the early 80’s


8” floppy disk.

 

[saintmdterps]

TIL that my handwriting is getting worse, which I didn’t think was possible. I visibly jumped at my desk when reviewing some notes because my asterisk looked like a hairy spider.

I have my social security card I got when i was high school. My signature is on the card and still quite legible. I actually had nice handwriting and the signature is attractive, unlike the scrawl that I have now. Back then I wrote letters to friends, family, and girlfriends, and also many an essay and term paper in college for which we were marked off for illegibility. Now my signature is just a scrawl