We used to not have a thread for Dad Jokes. (10 Viewers)

[zeetes]

6:30 is my favourite time of day, hands down.

 

[kcirdor]

Ok... the other day i was i transfering a case of queso... so i made a joke talking about Casey Queso's top 40... no one knew who casey casum was to enjoy the joke with me.

 

[Bleu Raeder]

How did they get the confession out of the hamburger patty?

They grilled him.

I grilled a chicken for 2 hours.



He still wouldn't tell me why he crossed the road.

 

[Bleu Raeder]

Ok... the other day i was i transfering a case of queso... so i made a joke talking about Casey Queso's top 40... no one knew who casey casum was to enjoy the joke with me.

Transferring a case of queso?



That's nacho cheese.

 

[Paul]

I grilled a chicken for 2 hours.



He still wouldn't tell me why he crossed the road.

Colonel, that’s what you get for not staying in your lane. Stick to frying.

 

[Rysilk]

If you're cold, go stand in the corner. It's 90 degrees.



Also,

Did you hear about the cannibal that dumped his girlfriend?

 

[Dallas_Saint73]

I grilled a chicken for 2 hours.



He still wouldn't tell me why he crossed the road.

LOL

 

[Dallas_Saint73]

Hmm. Wonder if these portabellas will fit in the fridge.

Dunno, depends on how mushroom is left.

 

[t_rav_82]

Should thread name be changed? "we have a thread for dad jokes". Or maybe a Liz Warren spin "we have a thread for that"?

 

[guidomerkinsrules]

Should thread name be changed? "we have a thread for dad jokes". Or maybe a Liz Warren spin "we have a thread for that"?

That wasn’t very funny

 

[SteveSBrickNJ]

6:30 is my favourite time of day, hands down.

Never heard that one. Good one.
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Trumpets

 

[bigdaddysaints]

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?
Roberto

What do you call a guy who can't stand?
Neil

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs at your door?
Matt

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs on your wall?
Art .

 

[Mr. Blue Sky]

How could this forum have existed for this long without a thread for Dad jokes?

Well, i am not a dad… plus, all the jokes i tell are very high-class and respectable, never cheesy or corny at all…………………………………..

 

[Sailorsaint]

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?
Roberto

What do you call a guy who can't stand?
Neil

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs at your door?
Matt

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs on your wall?
Art .

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in the middle of the lake?
Bob

 

[Bleu Raeder]

Should thread name be changed? "we have a thread for dad jokes". Or maybe a Liz Warren spin "we have a thread for that"?

Asked, and answered.