We used to not have a thread for Dad Jokes. (13 Viewers)

[Bleu Raeder]

I went to a funeral this week and at the cemetery, my uncle asked, "How many dead do you think are in here?"



I answered, "All of them."

 

[t_rav_82]

Asked, and answered.

Nicely done!

 

[saintmdterps]

Why should you not play card games in the jungle?

You might run into a cheetah

 

[saintmdterps]

I grilled a chicken for 2 hours.



He still wouldn't tell me why he crossed the road.

Not quite a dad joke, but why did the pervert cross the road?

His hand was stuck in the chicken.

 

[Paul]

Not quite a dad joke, but why did the pervert cross the road?

His hand was stuck in the chicken.

 

[Grumpy Old Manatee]

I went to a funeral this week and at the cemetery, my uncle asked, "How many dead do you think are in here?"



I answered, "All of them."

Even the funeral attendees?

 

[SaintRob]

How did Reese eat her ice cream?

Witherspoon.

 

[Grumpy Old Manatee]

Former TB coach John McKay when asked about the execution of his team after a loss…

Response “I’m all for it”

 

[guidomerkinsrules]

Why should you not play card games in the jungle?

You might run into a cheetah

cheetahs live on the savannahs

 

[guidomerkinsrules]

we have a joke of the day over announcements and they usually stink, mostly bc the person telling them laughs throughout the telling of the joke
but yesterdays...

what's the difference between a well dressed man on a bike and a bum on a tricycle?
A: a(t)tire

 

[Bleu Raeder]

Even the funeral attendees?

If you had seen them

 

[Bleu Raeder]

cheetahs live on the savannahs

whooooooooosh

 

[zeetes]

cheetahs live on the savannahs

 

[Paul]

we have a joke of the day over announcements and they usually stink, mostly bc the person telling them laughs throughout the telling of the joke
but yesterdays...

what's the difference between a well dressed man on a bike and a bum on a tricycle?
A: a(t)tire

Did you run this by the board before submitting it here? And they approved it?

 

[zeetes]

Did you run this by the board before submitting it here? And they approved it?