We used to not have a thread for Dad Jokes. (1 Viewer)

[CoolBrees]

I am so excited for spring - it's when we get to garden

I'm so excited for gardening I wet my plants.

 

[Brennan77]

 

[Brennan77]

 

[Arathrael]

I just told my kids a joke about an unstamped letter.

They didn't get it.

 

[Optimus Prime]

A woman gave birth to triplets and named them Tom, Tim and Tat

At feeding time there was no tit for Tat

 

[Tapxe]

 

[Sailorsaint]

 

[Tapxe]

A man assaulted me with milk.

How dairy!

 

[Bleu Raeder]

 

[Tapxe]

Two thieves stole a calendar. They each got 6 months.

 

[efil4stnias]

What did one duck say to the other duck who was leaning over?

I can see your butt quack.

 

[Optimus Prime]

We did a cross country road trip stopping to see local tourist attractions

This small town had a zoo, we went but they only had one animal and it was a dog

It was a Shih Tzu

 

[SaintRob]

 

[Tapxe]

This morning, Siri said, “Don’t call me Shirley.” I accidentally left my phone in Airplane mode.