We used to not have a thread for Dad Jokes. (2 Viewers)

[The Nomad]

 

[Sailorsaint]

 

[Paul]

I like you and I respect you, Sailorsaint.
There’s still time to delete.

 

[guidomerkinsrules]

I like you and I respect you, Sailorsaint.
There’s still time to delete.

Super calloused fragile mystic plagued with halitosis

 

[Paul]

Super calloused fragile mystic plagued with halitosis

Well done. Now, curtsy and get off the stage.

 

[Sailorsaint]

 

[Bleu Raeder]

I used to play guitar by ear.



But now I use my hands.

 

[bigdaddysaints]

I didn't like my beard at first, But it grew on me...

 

[Optimus Prime]

 

[jeepman]

Sigh… No one plays card games on the Savannahs

Haha, good comeback!

 

[Optimus Prime]

 

[bigdaddysaints]

a guy walks into a bar and is greeted by a line of people punching each other in the face..

 

[bigdaddysaints]

that's it.
that's the punchline..

 

[Dago]

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?
Roberto

What do you call a guy who can't stand?
Neil

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs at your door?
Matt

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs on your wall?
Art .

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs water skiing? Skip