Where do you get buried? (2 Viewers)

[Bleu Raeder]

I get cremated and my funeral march is "Another One Bites the Dust" Both wives better get along as they're scattering my ashes in the ocean

I am using Tower of Power's "So Very Hard to Go"

 

[Bleu Raeder]

We keep my dad's ashes in my mom's closet. His real wish was to be thrown in the river and that we use the money we would have spent on a funeral to throw a big party in his honor. But, we had the funeral anyway. And the party.

During one of the hurricanes where Bleu Dad had to evacuate he put Mom's urn in the trunk to take with him. He called my sister along the road to let her know he was on the way and my sister asked about the urn. When Dad told her where it was my sister admonished him.....


"You have got to take her out of the trunk, you know she is claustrophobic!"

/absolutetruestory
/youcantmakethisstuffup

 

[Marcotte]

Step son said I am getting yeeted, as a joke. Not sure what that means, but I'm cool with that. It doesn't matter, when the time comes, you really aren't going to care one way or the other.

 

[brandon8283]

cremation. divide ashes according to time spent

burial. divide limbs according to time spent

 

[St. Widge]

i doubt that i'll care. one request though, please don't turn me into a plantable tree. that sheet is just weird.

Plus, the tree would probably grow taller than you are.

 

[SystemShock]

I want to be buried in the Mayab jungle, and a Ceiba tree planted on top of me, so I can be seduced for eternity by Xtabay, among the sweet smell of xtabentún flowers, while imbibing the nectar of the Mayan gods, that shares the name with the flowers.

 

[saintmdterps]

that's very sweet of you but we don't want your ashes

In the years after the fire bombings of Dresden and Tokyo, the soil was found to be very fertile due to the amount of bone meal in the ground. True story.

Use my ashes as fertilizer

 

[saintmdterps]

Plus, the tree would probably grow taller than you are.

They’ll plant….A Shrubbery!!

 

[antipop]

Speak for yourself.

well, you'll have to find room on your anime doll shelf....i am not giving up any space in the jorts closet

 

[bigdaddysaints]

They’ll plant….A Shrubbery!!