Where do you get buried? (2 Viewers)

We keep my dad's ashes in my mom's closet. His real wish was to be thrown in the river and that we use the money we would have spent on a funeral to throw a big party in his honor. But, we had the funeral anyway. And the party.
During one of the hurricanes where Bleu Dad had to evacuate he put Mom's urn in the trunk to take with him. He called my sister along the road to let her know he was on the way and my sister asked about the urn. When Dad told her where it was my sister admonished him.....


"You have got to take her out of the trunk, you know she is claustrophobic!"

/absolutetruestory
/youcantmakethisstuffup
 
Step son said I am getting yeeted, as a joke. Not sure what that means, but I'm cool with that. It doesn't matter, when the time comes, you really aren't going to care one way or the other.
 
I want to be buried in the Mayab jungle, and a Ceiba tree planted on top of me, so I can be seduced for eternity by Xtabay, among the sweet smell of xtabentún flowers, while imbibing the nectar of the Mayan gods, that shares the name with the flowers.
 
that's very sweet of you but we don't want your ashes
In the years after the fire bombings of Dresden and Tokyo, the soil was found to be very fertile due to the amount of bone meal in the ground. True story.

Use my ashes as fertilizer
 

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