Why do women do this? Part 5 (1 Viewer)

[Optimus Prime]

Discuss

I've been the victim of this many different ways many different times

 

[Swampy Saint]

You should know your wife better than that.

If you don't smell a delicious pot roast cooking, you know she's yanking your chain.

 

[guidomerkinsrules]

why are you trying to play checkers when she has the chess set out?

 

[SaintsFanInLA]

LOL. Bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[coldseat]

Have you ever known women to be logical or consistent about anything? That's why.

 

[ld_in_sc]

blondie is passive/aggressive and controlling

 

[SaintsFanInLA]

Have you ever known women to be logical or consistent about anything? That's why.

Consistently illogical?

lol

 

[Deacon Blues]

They can act any way they want because they own the *****.

 

[Brennan77]

'Im not hungry. I don't want anything.'

Translation: I will eat all of your fries.

 

[superchuck500]

blondie is passive/aggressive and controlling

This.

I have definitely experienced that "let's pretend to give him a choice and then get mad when he doesn't pick the one I was hoping he would pick and then pretend it was his idea" approach . . . but thankfully my wife isn't like that.

She does other things (like using completely unrelated points in a rebuttal or counter-argument) but she doesn't do that (^^) crap.

 

[BIG E]

This.

I have definitely experienced that "let's pretend to give him a choice and then get mad when he doesn't pick the one I was hoping he would pick and then pretend it was his idea" approach . . . but thankfully my wife isn't like that.

Maybe you chose correctly so far.

She does other things (like using completely unrelated points in a rebuttal or counter-argument) but she doesn't do that (^^) crap.

Is she a lawyer too?

 

[dtc]

My wife asks me what I'm making for dinner. Sometimes she asks me what I want her to bring home from the store to make for dinner.

When I leave town I worry my child will starve or die of Chikfila and pizza.

If she asked me whether I'd like pot roast or hot dogs I'd assume she was about to head to the store unless, somehow, they've started making pot roast in a box and sell it next to the mac and cheese.

(References the best butt thread in his head....)

 

[superchuck500]

Maybe you chose correctly so far.


Is she a lawyer too?

Oh definitely - she actively engages in a mere fraction of that sort of common female behavior. Definitely a good choice.


She's not a lawyer, but damn she would be perfect for it. She's a natural prosecutor. It's a damn good thing I'm slippery as hell. I can usually keep up a clean defense but I have to work my *** off in doing it.

 

[SUGrad03]

'Im not hungry. I don't want anything.'

Translation: I will eat all of your fries.

OMG this.

Are you sure you don't want anything?
Yes
Wait why are you eating my fries?
You need to stop being so selfish!

 

[Saint_Ward]

Receptionist: How do you write women so well?

Melvin Udall: I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability.