Why do women do this? Part 5 (1 Viewer)

[Saint_Ward]

Again with the peas...

I'm going to go on amazon and buy you some peas.

 

[Paul]

Gentleman, stop it.

Listen to me now. You're gonna go right up to that woman. Walk right up to her face. Put your arms around her lower back and grab her booty. Pull her close and give her a passionate kiss. Lift her up and slam her against the wall (gently), and keep kissing her.

Then put her down, look her deep in the eyes and say, "that's what I want for dinner".

You will have steak, pot roast, or whatever else you want. Proven method, good sirs.

 

[dgrant]

^^My wife would slap me, then say "don't ignore me, I NEED TO EAT" Trust me, if momma's hungry EVERYBODY loses big time

 

[guidomerkinsrules]

Wow, what a bunch of suckers in this thread. I'd rather buy a fleshlight than put up with that ********.

double entendre much?

 

[guidomerkinsrules]

Gentleman, stop it.

Listen to me now. You're gonna go right up to that woman. Walk right up to her face. Put your arms around her lower back and grab her booty. Pull her close and give her a passionate kiss. Lift her up and slam her against the wall (gently), and keep kissing her.

Then put her down, look her deep in the eyes and say, "that's what I want for dinner".

You will have steak, pot roast, or whatever else you want. Proven method, good sirs.

i have a hard enough time getting my kids to focus on their homework

 

[ld_in_sc]

Yea but just look at that shelf

there are worse things than being ***** whipped. yes indeed

 

[Paul]

i have a hard enough time getting my kids to focus on their homework

Then you tell them, "if you never want to see this display between your mom and me again, focus on your homework". Homework will be complete, neat, and correct - daily. Proven method, sir.

I take Paypal, by the way.

 

[Optimus Prime]

My wife used to do this in a lot of different ways, until I stopped participating. I simply tell her "Whatever you think is fine with me." Generally I'm pretty easy-going about most things so I honestly don't care if we have hot dogs instead of pot roast, or go to a friend's party instead of a movie.

I am too, and I think most guys are about most things like this.

When guys say, "Whatever you think is fine with me." , "Anything's good", "Whatever you'd like" we mean exactly that.

So going back to the comic, if Blondie just walked in and said, "We're having hot dogs for dinner" and there is a 99% chance that Dagwood simply says, "Sounds good to me" why go through the song and dance of fake options?

 

[livefromDC]

I am too, and I think most guys are about most things like this.

When guys say, "Whatever you think is fine with me." , "Anything's good", "Whatever you'd like" we mean exactly that.

So going back to the comic, if Blondie just walked in and said, "We're having hot dogs for dinner" and there is a 99% chance that Dagwood simply says, "Sounds good to me" why go through the song and dance of fake options?

That's just it. [Looks around to make sure wife isn't nearby before typing] For some delusional, incomprehensible reason...they think we think like them or should. I don't get it. They know we're different. They KNOW they're different. But for whatever reason, they expect us to reach conclusions the exact same way they do. [Checks again] I don't know how many times my wife has said, "why would you think that???" in the middle of a discussion. And its usually accompanied by a look on her face that says, "that's not how you're supposed to think."

So while men usually reply to questions with what they're truly thinking, women assume we're saying something the way they would, with all sorts of double meaning, innuendo, undertones, etc., etc., etc.

[Shhh.....she's coming!]

 

[guidomerkinsrules]

So going back to the comic,

just cuz
Park Slope Family Circus

 

[SaintsFanInLA]

I am too, and I think most guys are about most things like this.

When guys say, "Whatever you think is fine with me." , "Anything's good", "Whatever you'd like" we mean exactly that.

So going back to the comic, if Blondie just walked in and said, "We're having hot dogs for dinner" and there is a 99% chance that Dagwood simply says, "Sounds good to me" why go through the song and dance of fake options?

Because women love to give men the Illusion of Power and Choice. LOL

 

[Swampy Saint]

Gentleman, stop it.

Listen to me now. You're gonna go right up to that woman. Walk right up to her face. Put your arms around her lower back and grab her booty. Pull her close and give her a passionate kiss. Lift her up and slam her against the wall (gently), and keep kissing her.

Then put her down, look her deep in the eyes and say, "that's what I want for dinner".

You will have steak, pot roast, or whatever else you want. Proven method, good sirs.

I tried that last night......She called the police on me.

 

[GeauxWhoDats]

Gentleman, stop it.

Listen to me now. You're gonna go right up to that woman. Walk right up to her face. Put your arms around her lower back and grab her booty. Pull her close and give her a passionate kiss. Lift her up and slam her against the wall (gently), and keep kissing her.

Then put her down, look her deep in the eyes and say, "that's what I want for dinner".

You will have steak, pot roast, or whatever else you want. Proven method, good sirs.

My wife would tell me "Didn't I put you on a diet?"

 

[SaintInBucLand]

The misogyny in this thread is strong.

 

[Saint_Ward]

The misogyny in this thread is strong.

Hey, I'd rather let guys get a little misogynistic on a message board to jokingly vent about their loved ones, than let them keep in all those repressed feelings and blow their top and possibly hurt someone.