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[Grumpy Old Manatee]

What kind of corn comes out of the ground?

Uhhh, most all of it...other that that nasty "candy corn" stuff that pops up every Halloween.

 

[guidomerkinsrules]

I realize I'm setting myself up, but I'm counting on everyone's maturity.

I'm a mayonnaise man.

We had all assumed as much

 

[Grumpy Old Manatee]

I realize I'm setting myself up, but I'm counting on everyone's maturity.

I'm a mayonnaise man.

But do you go with “May Oh Naze” or “Mine Izz”?

 

[UndeadSnoopy]

We had all assumed as much

Just because you are older and go to bed at 8 o'clock every night is no excuse to wake up and be mean to us "Damned kids".

We weren't on your lawn this time.

 

[UndeadSnoopy]

um, it is called passing out. duh!

seriously though, it is called passing out

You dropped your wallet here last night.

I have to ask.

What's up with all the condoms?

 

[UndeadSnoopy]

But do you go with “May Oh Naze” or “Mine Izz”?

I'm a north Louisiana boy.

Mine Azz.

 

[Madmarsha]

Uhhh, most all of it...other that that nasty "candy corn" stuff that pops up every Halloween.

The stalk comes out of the ground, the corn doesn't.

 

[zeetes]

You dropped your wallet here last night.

I have to ask.

What's up with all the condoms?

?

 

[Scorpius the Allfather]

A similar question.....

You take some tea bags and steep them in water. You now have tea.

If you add sugar to it, you have "sweet tea."
If you don't add sugar to it, you have "unsweetened tea." Why isn't that just "tea"?

Why do I have to say Coors original to differentiate between it and Coors Lite? If I wanted a Coors Lite I would've said so.

 

[guidomerkinsrules]

Why do I have to say Coors original to differentiate between it and Coors Lite? If I wanted a Coors Lite I would've said so.

They’re politely giving you a chance to order a real beer

 

[UndeadSnoopy]

Why do I have to say Coors original to differentiate between it and Coors Lite? If I wanted a Coors Lite I would've said so.

You always have alcohol on the brain.

For about 350 days of the year anyway.

Missed a good party though.

 

[UndeadSnoopy]

The stalk comes out of the ground, the corn doesn't.

Do rabbits eat corn?

 

[Grumpy Old Manatee]

Do farmers plant corn or corn stalks?

 

[Yatman]

If I wanted a Coors Lite I would've said so.

Reminds me of the Roman who walks into a bar and orders a Martinus...