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[Zack Lee]

Yes, but can you tie the stem of a maraschino cherry in a knot using your tongue and teeth only?

Actually yes. It’s the only thing I can say I learned from my six months of living with a stripper. Not a high point for me.

Now look how the thread has come full circle. That Zeetes knew what he was doing

 

[UndeadSnoopy]

Actually yes. It’s the only thing I can say I learned from my six months of living with a stripper.

You're lucky.

I dated a stripper and all I got was a lousy knife wound.

Hey. That's a great T-shirt idea.

 

[Scorpius the Allfather]

Actually yes. It’s the only thing I can say I learned from my six months of living with a stripper. Not a high point for me.

Now look how the thread has come full circle. That Zeetes knew what he was doing

That man has given a whole new meaning to "pudding pops".

 

[guidomerkinsrules]

I used the old "finger to the bowl" trick to remove any leftover dough after mom made cookies.

All of this may explain why you and I turned out the way we did.

I'm gonna research raw cookie dough and it's possible link to brain damage.

If I can remember to do it. I have memory problems.

Saying things like ‘finger to the bowl’ is why people won’t eat waffles with you

 

[guidomerkinsrules]

I bet you licked the mixer prongs too didn’t you you heathen. You had to be a real tongue artist to get the inside of those blades. So I heard anyway.

This is how I learned but I left the prongs attached to the mixer on high

It’s probably what’s allowed me to punch above my weight (metaphorically) all these years

 

[Scorpius the Allfather]

This is how I learned but I left the prongs attached to the mixer on high

It’s probably what’s allowed me to punch above my weight (metaphorically) all these years

You have issues.

 

[Dago]

You have issues.

No man....Guido got subscriptions

 

[UndeadSnoopy]

Saying things like ‘finger to the bowl’ is why people won’t eat waffles with you

bon appétit

 

[guidomerkinsrules]

You have issues.

I create issues

 

[Scorpius the Allfather]

No man....Guido got subscriptions

Do you mean prescriptions? Because that would make sense.

 

[Zack Lee]

Do you mean prescriptions? Because that would make sense.

Subscriptions are to issues as leagues are to teams.

But yes both and he may have both

 

[Madmarsha]

bon appétit

Yassss

 

[Madmarsha]

 

[Madmarsha]

 

[Goatman Saint]

Not a DAMN thing wrong with it.

Yes there is. I hate the damn things. My dad and brother loved them, so growing up mom always made them. Every stinking time. I’d come home from school. She had made fresh cookies. Chocolate chip for me? Nope. Peanut butter for my dad and brother. Just once? No. That’s why I loved girl across the street I had a huge crush on. She loved them and she would make them for herself and her little brother and sister after school. Guess who showed up for her cookies. Yup that’s right. Me