Six percent of people think they can beat a grizzly bear (5 Viewers)

This could have gone very very badly





Do they not understand why so many women refer to themselves as "mama bears" when it comes to protecting their kids?

And they clearly never read The Far Side:
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So they can euthanize mom over the humans' stupidity and the cubs can be raised in a zoo?

Yes. Exactly. You have discovered my plan.

It was a joke. They are terrible people who injured a bear cub that will now forever be separated from its mother and have to spend the next 4 to 6 years living at an animal sanctuary before it can be released back into the wild because they wanted to post a picture of themselves with a bear cub on Facebook. And who knows what happened to the other cub. My point was, they deserve to be severely punished for being butt crevasses and that getting mauled by the mom would have been justice.

If it makes you feel better, I'd be willing to personally maul them and I will join with Chuck to defend the mother if she is arrested for mauling them. Also, I would be willing to aid and abet the mother's escape from incarceration.

And, FWIW, I don't think they should euthanize bears for doing what bears do. If you get mauled by a bear, you forked around and found out. It wasn't the bears fault. I also don't think they should euthanize gators that are comfortable in populated areas like Bayou St. John. Relocate them but don't kill them.
 
Yes. Exactly. You have discovered my plan.

It was a joke. They are terrible people who injured a bear cub that will now forever be separated from its mother and have to spend the next 4 to 6 years living at an animal sanctuary before it can be released back into the wild because they wanted to post a picture of themselves with a bear cub on Facebook. And who knows what happened to the other cub. My point was, they deserve to be severely punished for being butt crevasses and that getting mauled by the mom would have been justice.

I don't think he was clapping back at you as much as just playing devil's advocate
If it makes you feel better, I'd be willing to personally maul them and I will join with Chuck to defend the mother if she is arrested for mauling them. Also, I would be willing to aid and abet the mother's escape from incarceration.
I would gladly join you in this.

And, FWIW, I don't think they should euthanize bears for doing what bears do. If you get mauled by a bear, you forked around and found out. It wasn't the bears fault. I also don't think they should euthanize gators that are comfortable in populated areas like Bayou St. John. Relocate them but don't kill them.
And that's all Cage1 was alluding to cos you know that's exactly what would happen.
 
Yes. Exactly. You have discovered my plan.

It was a joke. They are terrible people who injured a bear cub that will now forever be separated from its mother and have to spend the next 4 to 6 years living at an animal sanctuary before it can be released back into the wild because they wanted to post a picture of themselves with a bear cub on Facebook. And who knows what happened to the other cub. My point was, they deserve to be severely punished for being butt crevasses and that getting mauled by the mom would have been justice.

If it makes you feel better, I'd be willing to personally maul them and I will join with Chuck to defend the mother if she is arrested for mauling them. Also, I would be willing to aid and abet the mother's escape from incarceration.

And, FWIW, I don't think they should euthanize bears for doing what bears do. If you get mauled by a bear, you forked around and found out. It wasn't the bears fault. I also don't think they should euthanize gators that are comfortable in populated areas like Bayou St. John. Relocate them but don't kill them.
To paraphrase Chris Rock:

That mama bear didn’t go crazy, that bear went bear!
 

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