All I Want for Christmas Contest 2024! (2 Viewers)

[buzd]

I'm ready

 

[guidomerkinsrules]

Soon...

NNNNOOOOOOOO
Please don’t do this
Let end of September linger as long as possible
Then October can be superduper long
Then November can be like groundhog s day on quaaludes THEN we can get to December

 

[Eeyore]

 

[Arathrael]

NNNNOOOOOOOO
Please don’t do this
Let end of September linger as long as possible
Then October can be superduper long
Then November can be like groundhog s day on quaaludes THEN we can get to December

I saw someone post a Mariah defrosting meme somewhere else a few weeks ago. It's crazy.

I mean, it's something like 24 hours for every 2kg of turkey right? Say Mariah weighs something like 60kg, you're looking at a month to defrost, tops.

 

[Nisey55]

I saw someone post a Mariah defrosting meme somewhere else a few weeks ago. It's crazy.

I mean, it's something like 24 hours for every 2kg of turkey right? Say Mariah weighs something like 60kg, you're looking at a month to defrost, tops.

We don't use metric. Mariah probably weighs around 8 turkeys plus 2 large pans of stuffing and 7 cans of pain in the arse.

 

[guidomerkinsrules]

I saw someone post a Mariah defrosting meme somewhere else a few weeks ago. It's crazy.

I mean, it's something like 24 hours for every 2kg of turkey right? Say Mariah weighs something like 60kg, you're looking at a month to defrost, tops.

Canadian thanksgiving is Oct 14th

 

[hotairgypsy]

well sorry guys...i have to claim the top spot...first to get knocked out...several weeks ago i was doing something with the radio going and all of a sudden got played...i couldnt believe i already got knocked out

 

[buzd]

well sorry guys...i have to claim the top spot...first to get knocked out...several weeks ago i was doing something with the radio going and all of a sudden got played...i couldnt believe i already got knocked out

You are blessed.

 

[buzd]

I saw someone post a Mariah defrosting meme somewhere else a few weeks ago. It's crazy.

I mean, it's something like 24 hours for every 2kg of turkey right? Say Mariah weighs something like 60kg, you're looking at a month to defrost, tops.

I don't really speak British, but I think that's a little high.

 

[Arathrael]

well sorry guys...i have to claim the top spot...first to get knocked out...several weeks ago i was doing something with the radio going and all of a sudden got played...i couldnt believe i already got knocked out

Afraid you're not out, Mariah only becomes lethal from December 1st.

I don't really speak British, but I think that's a little high.

That was more 'pretty much everyone' than British. We're the country that pretends to use metric but actually still uses imperial measures pretty much no-one else uses; a lot of British people would give body weight in stones and have no idea how much they weigh in kg. Also 20% bigger pints!

Then the US is the country - along with, I think, Liberia and Myanmar? - that doesn't even pretend to use metric.

Anyway, might be a little high, but we're looking at maximum time to defrost here. If it'd be quicker, it's even more too early for it.

 

[0rion]

Canadian thanksgiving is Oct 14th

The day duct tape was invented?

 

[Optimus Prime]

Soon...

 

[saintmdterps]

We don't use metric. Mariah probably weighs around 8 turkeys plus 2 large pans of stuffing and 7 cans of pain in the arse.

And 4-5 pies full of high maintenance

 

[guidomerkinsrules]

and 7 cans of pain in the arse.

is that a bread? I don't know if I really approve of the baking method

 

[Geldo]

Afraid you're not out, Mariah only becomes lethal from December 1st.


That was more 'pretty much everyone' than British. We're the country that pretends to use metric but actually still uses imperial measures pretty much no-one else uses; a lot of British people would give body weight in stones and have no idea how much they weigh in kg. Also 20% bigger pints!

Then the US is the country - along with, I think, Liberia and Myanmar? - that doesn't even pretend to use metric.

Anyway, might be a little high, but we're looking at maximum time to defrost here. If it'd be quicker, it's even more too early for it.

You ever tried telling anyone outside Britain how much you weigh in stones. Blank looks everywhere. Still you got to hand it to the crazy peculiarities of imperial measurement. 16oz in a lb. Then 14 lbs in a stone. So….224oz in a stone

I can still remember 12 pence in a shilling and 20 shilling in a pound too