All I Want for Christmas Contest 2024!

[Bleu Raeder]

Because that’s what people have as they’re rummaging through your stuff.

“Look, I got Paul’s Rolex! Wait, wait, that says Polex. Should have known - Paul’s cheap arse!!!”

I can imagine @Madmarsha 's post now "Bleu Reader es morte and listening to AIWCIY on repeat"

 

[Madmarsha]

and listening to AIWCIY on repeat ....

.... in h-e double hockey sticks.

 

[BayouSAINTJoe]

I was at Rouses Monday afternoon and it got me...

Resistance is Futile

 

[Bleu Raeder]

.... in h-e double hockey sticks.

Isn't that what makes it h-e double hockey sticks?

 

[Bleu Raeder]

Sticky in antici...

 

[guidomerkinsrules]

SAY IT!!

 

[Cage1]

I was at Rouses Monday afternoon and it got me...

Resistance is Futile

Doesn't count until Dec. 1. I took a stray shot a few weeks ago, but the OP says Dec 1 and that makes sense really. Someone shouldn't be knocked out on account of some goofy July TV ad or whatever.

 

[Bleu Raeder]

OP says Dec 1

 

[saintmdterps]

More like you succumb to it and just “embrace the suck”

And embrace your subsequent exit from the contest. I'm doomed...

 

[saintmdterps]

I just heard my first Christmas song here at work. Given the station on in the rehab gym, it's only a matter of time.

Ded. Right out. Croaked. Perished. Kicked the bucket. Offed. Kaput. Finit. Kilt.

 

[nolaspe]

 

[Paul]

I just heard my first Christmas song here at work. Given the station on in the rehab gym, it's only a matter of time.

Ded. Right out. Croaked. Perished. Kicked the bucket. Offed. Kaput. Finit. Kilt.

You forgot….

 

[guidomerkinsrules]

And we’re off
Good luck everyone

 

[saintmdterps]

I'm fending off the evil by listening to Steppenwolf's version of (I'm a) Roadrunner.

Trivia-In the Amazon series Reacher, the protagonist travels with only a toothbrush and is an aficionado of old Blues. The song Roadrunner is the inspiration for this:

Money, who needs it
Let me live a life free and Easy
Put a toothbrush in my hand
Let me be a travelin' man