All I Want for Christmas Contest 2024! (1 Viewer)

[HoustonSaint68]

I want to believe that the video went to slow motion - that immediately upon hearing your wife reached for your kids ear buds and launched herself at your ears
unfortunately they were wired headphones so she was snatched back right as she got to your lobes - she and you kid then watch you get hit by Mariah notes just like Willem Dafoe got hit by Vietcong bullets at the end of Platoon

the cool thing this might be your wife's John Wick origin story - next year she goes on a holiday earworm revenge spree

That’s EXACTLY how it happened!!

 

[Paul]

Ohio can't even do Christmas right.

Ded. Just now.

I made it through two days of almost non-stop shopping and was on my fourth Christmas-light music show. I knew there was time for only one song left and was getting excited about dodging another bullet. Then there was a slightly longer pause to start the last song. I immediately told my wife, “I’m ded”.

This is the moment my first tear fell amongst the jubilation in the streets…

This is great, lmao.

 

[saintmdterps]

Ded. Just now.

I made it through two days of almost non-stop shopping and was on my fourth Christmas-light music show. I knew there was time for only one song left and was getting excited about dodging another bullet. Then there was a slightly longer pause to start the last song. I immediately told my wife, “I’m ded”.

This is the moment my first tear fell amongst the jubilation in the streets…

I am sad

 

[HoustonSaint68]

I am sad

I had a Mariah AIWFC ear worm the last three days. Oddly enough, since I’ve been ded, it’s been replaced with Dean Martin’s “The Door Is Still Open to My Heart”.

 

[buzd]

I had a Mariah AIWFC ear worm the last three days. Oddly enough, since I’ve been ded, it’s been replaced with Dean Martin’s “The Door Is Still Open to My Heart”.

See what happens when you just let Mariah in?

 

[superchuck500]

This is amazing – I was certain I was gonna get knocked out right away because I heard the song a couple times in November, including with my kids playing on their iPad. But somehow, when December rolled around, I’ve managed to avoid it.

 

[guidomerkinsrules]

This is amazing – I was certain I was gonna get knocked out right away because I heard the song a couple times in November, including with my kids playing on their iPad. But somehow, when December rolled around, I’ve managed to avoid it.

well we all know what's about to happen to you

 

[Paul]

I’m at the Louis Armstrong airport about to head back to Ohio. Still safe, and will be boarding soon.

Just to be clear, I enjoy the song. I know it has been overplayed but I’ve not yet heard it this year so being ded won’t be that awful.

 

[guidomerkinsrules]

Ded
Sirius ad during nfl game kilt me
nfl broadcast on Sirius really feels like it should be a safe place?

 

[guidomerkinsrules]

I’m at the Louis Armstrong airport about to head back to Ohio. Still safe, and will be boarding soon.

Just to be clear, I enjoy the song. I know it has been overplayed but I’ve not yet heard it this year so being ded won’t be that awful.

Airport?
I thought you had a yacht?!?

 

[Paul]

Airport?
I thought you had a yacht?!?

Canacht. It doesn’t really do cross-country.

 

[Optimus Prime]

I'm out

We had Christmas music on XM while we were decorating the house and tree

They played a couple other songs from that album so I got nervous

However, over 2 hours later still in the clear, I'm thinking "I'm gonna make it"

They play the song when we are literally less than 10 minutes away from finishing

 

[saintmdterps]

I have emerged from my bunker to find that there was a counterrevolution over the weekend and the radio is in the hands of the nefarious thugs of mariahdoom. I am dissapoint, my security forces apparently spent the weekend drinking too much Christmas wine and were overwhelmed

My deth is imminent

 

[Bleu Raeder]

Ded. Just now.

I made it through two days of almost non-stop shopping and was on my fourth Christmas-light music show. I knew there was time for only one song left and was getting excited about dodging another bullet. Then there was a slightly longer pause to start the last song. I immediately told my wife, “I’m ded”.

This is the moment my first tear fell amongst the jubilation in the streets…

Flirting with danger ded.

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[Bleu Raeder]

I'm out

We had Christmas music on XM while we were decorating the house and tree

They played a couple other songs from that album so I got nervous

However, over 2 hours later still in the clear, I'm thinking "I'm gonna make it"

They play the song when we are literally less than 10 minutes away from finishing

Close to the decorating finish line ded.

You're now eligible for @buzd 's Rebirth Bonus Round & Lounge