All I Want for Christmas Contest 2024! (3 Viewers)

After work I went to my parents place (they live here now) to bring them something and have a glass of wine. They had a holiday radio channel on but I wasn’t thinking about it. We were just hanging out and I was talking about something - but my subconscious noticed that we were halfway through the song.

I stopped in mid-sentence and said “crap”. My dad said “what?” I said “I just lost” and hung my head.
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The stories of the losers make this contest fantastic.
Those who are still alive are boring - like me. Marked safe today; however, my son and daughter wrapped up exams today and will be flying home this weekend for the winter break. When my wife and daughter get together, and start all the yoga stuff and shopping and baking, the music will start flowing and I am likely ded by next Tuesday. :whiteflag1:
 
The stories of the losers make this contest fantastic.
Those who are still alive are boring - like me. Marked safe today; however, my son and daughter wrapped up exams today and will be flying home this weekend for the winter break. When my wife and daughter get together, and start all the yoga stuff and shopping and baking, the music will start flowing and I am likely ded by next Tuesday. :whiteflag1:
Yoga ded is a major ded
 
After work I went to my parents place (they live here now) to bring them something and have a glass of wine. They had a holiday radio channel on but I wasn’t thinking about it. We were just hanging out and I was talking about something - but my subconscious noticed that we were halfway through the song.

I stopped in mid-sentence and said “crap”. My dad said “what?” I said “I just lost” and hung my head.
Your parents are leaving you out of the will ded.

You're now eligible for @buzd 's Rebirth Bonus Round & Lounge
 
I'm out.

My wife put on a Christmas mix on our google home device and she then looked at me and said "you're probably going to lose your contest now"... and it popped up the very next song... is this grounds for divorce?
File immediately ded.

You're now eligible for @buzd 's Rebirth Bonus Round & Lounge
 
Turned on the TV this afternoon, and as soon as it came on, there it was. I had no chance!
Cursed by the boob-toob ded.

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I got out of the dentist’s office this morning - alive!!!! Those ladies love Christmas music and it was rockin’ in there - I can’t lie. I knew it was just a matter of time before I got sniped. When she was done with my cleaning and setting up the next appointment, I almost dove out the front door like a bomb was about to go off. :hihi:
 
I am recruiting new security forces for a counter-revolution to counter the counter revolution that was engineered against my coup d'état on the horrid radio station. I had to fire and excommunicate all the prior security forces for drunken dereliction.

I will take the radio station in a double investiture of seigedom. For as long as it takes to oust Mariah's henchmen.
 
*eligible to apply for entry to
Nope - ded is automatically qualified. We cannot change the rules half way through, but we can consider changes for 2025
 

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