All things Florida Man (2 Viewers)

[Madmarsha]

The story just sort of mentioned the Child Porn pictures in passing.......how desythinized have we become that Child Porn is an "oh by the way".

Well, worse is we're desensitized to children making accusations. It wasn't until they found child porn that they finally got Larry Nassar and the decades of accusations and countless molested children were finally believed.

 

[CapitalCitySaint]

Missing Florida woman found naked, trapped in storm drain — New York Post

A Florida woman reported missing earlier this month was found naked and trapped in an 8-foot storm drain – and told her rescuers she had been in the sewer system for about three weeks, police said. The woman, identified by Delray Beach police as Lyndsey Jane Kennedy, 43, said she became trapped...

apple.news

 

[Saint_Ward]

Missing Florida woman found naked, trapped in storm drain — New York Post

A Florida woman reported missing earlier this month was found naked and trapped in an 8-foot storm drain – and told her rescuers she had been in the sewer system for about three weeks, police said. The woman, identified by Delray Beach police as Lyndsey Jane Kennedy, 43, said she became trapped...

apple.news

Yeah, I saw that. Crazy.

But not quite as captivating as Florida Cat...

Curious Fort Lauderdale Cat Climbs to Edge of Bridge, Led to Safety by Animal Rescue Volunteers

Local animal rescue volunteers assured that a curious kitty was led to safety after Fort Lauderdale fire crews attempted to rescue her from where she’d gotten stuck atop a light on the edge of a causeway bridge about 50 feet above water.

www.nbcmiami.com

Everyone was so worried about this cat, and I'm like.. the cat is just going to run away and get back to the main bridge when they get too close.

Well, they get close, the 'rescuers' have a net, the cat bolts, jumps up and gets back to the bridge side walk with ease. haha.

This link has the better part of the video. I was dying laughing.

Cat safely makes its way off precarious position on Fort Lauderdale bridge

A cat sitting on a light fixture on the 17th Street Causeway bridge over the Intracoastal Waterway caused a bit of a commotion Wednesday afternoon, but it safely made its way off right as a rescue crew approached.

www.local10.com

 

[Brad Mojo]

 

[Optimus Prime]

When the excuse leads to even more questions - glued on????
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A 34-year-old Florida mom came prepared for a fight, boxing glove and all, for a brawl with a teenager.

Edith Riddle was arrested last week after she allegedly fought a student at Dupont Middle School in Jacksonville, where her daughter attends, according to a police report obtained by the New York Daily News.

Riddle and her daughter were meeting with the Dupont vice principal about the younger girl’s “violent outbursts,” then went to the school cafeteria, where the daughter, who has not been publicly identified, went to “engage the victim in a fight,” according to First Coast News.

Riddle’s daughter pushed the victim to the ground and began punching her, and was quickly joined by Riddle herself, witnesses told police.

Riddle had a boxing glove on her left hand, which she claimed was glued on and couldn’t be removed, according to the police report.............

Florida mom shows up to middle school in boxing glove to fight daughter’s classmate, says it was glued on (msn.com)

 

[Madmarsha]

That.is.AWESOME!

 

[Madmarsha]

When the excuse leads to even more questions - glued on????
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A 34-year-old Florida mom came prepared for a fight, boxing glove and all, for a brawl with a teenager.

Edith Riddle was arrested last week after she allegedly fought a student at Dupont Middle School in Jacksonville, where her daughter attends, according to a police report obtained by the New York Daily News.

Riddle and her daughter were meeting with the Dupont vice principal about the younger girl’s “violent outbursts,” then went to the school cafeteria, where the daughter, who has not been publicly identified, went to “engage the victim in a fight,” according to First Coast News.

Riddle’s daughter pushed the victim to the ground and began punching her, and was quickly joined by Riddle herself, witnesses told police.

Riddle had a boxing glove on her left hand, which she claimed was glued on and couldn’t be removed, according to the police report.............

Florida mom shows up to middle school in boxing glove to fight daughter’s classmate, says it was glued on (msn.com)

I have to know, was it Gorilla Glue?

 

[Madmarsha]

Missing Florida woman found naked, trapped in storm drain — New York Post

A Florida woman reported missing earlier this month was found naked and trapped in an 8-foot storm drain – and told her rescuers she had been in the sewer system for about three weeks, police said. The woman, identified by Delray Beach police as Lyndsey Jane Kennedy, 43, said she became trapped...

apple.news

Come on, everyone's done this at least once.



Surrusly, she is lucky to be alive.

 

[CapitalCitySaint]

Come on, everyone's done this at least once.



Surrusly, she is lucky to be alive.

I only do this when I smoke crack.

 

[DaveXA]

I only do this when I smoke crack.

Send me some, I can't find any good shirt here.

 

[Madmarsha]

Come on, people. Listen to Whitney ...

 

[CapitalCitySaint]

Send me some, I can't find any good shirt here.

I actually have never seen crack in real life. Apart from a small rock inside those glass displays the drug police used to bring to my elementary school as part of the DARE program to tell us to just say no to drugs.

 

[DaveXA]

I actually have never seen crack in real life. Apart from a small rock inside those glass displays the drug police used to bring to my elementary school as part of the DARE program to tell us to just say no to drugs.

I've seen lots of crack. Not that kind tho.

 

[Madmarsha]

I've seen lots of crack. Not that kind tho.

This is probably not Florida man, though ...

 

[Optimus Prime]

Butt Crevasse
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In early 2018, a woman postponed cancer treatments so she could pay Elvis Harold Reyes more than $4,000 to sort out her immigration status and let her legally stay in Florida.
She was just one of hundreds of immigrants who turned to Reyes for driver’s licenses and work permits. He represented himself as a philanthropist lawyer and pastor who had learned immigration law as a former FBI agent and who gave back to the immigrant community through his nonprofit ministry.

Instead, according to prosecutors for the Middle District of Florida, he was leading “a life of frauds and swindles,” that led his victims to financial ruin — and even caused some to be deported.

Reyes, 56, was sentenced to more than 20 years in federal prison on Monday after pleading guilty to dozens of charges connected to a sophisticated scheme to con immigrants by filing fraudulent immigration documents and intercepting communications from U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services to conceal the fraud, all while stealing hundreds of thousands of dollars..............

https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2021/04/13/florida-elvis-reyes-immigration-fraud/?utm_campaign=wp_post_most&utm_medium=email&utm_source=newsletter&wpisrc=nl_most&carta-url=https%3A%2F%2Fs2.washingtonpost.com%2Fcar-ln-tr%2F31daa9f%2F6075c41f9d2fda1dfb4dc4e7%2F59813061ae7e8a6816fb1940%2F47%2F70%2F6075c41f9d2fda1dfb4dc4e7