All things Florida Man (1 Viewer)

[Optimus Prime]

Florida woman is gaining ground
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OCALA, Fla. (AP) — A Florida mother is accused of threatening to shoot up an elementary school after her son was suspended from riding the bus for fighting........

Mom accused of threatening school over son's suspension

A Florida mother is accused of threatening to shoot up an elementary school after her son was suspended from riding the bus for fighting.

apnews.com

 

[Brad Mojo]

Florida man says he would rather 'go to jail' than to his wife as he gets caught driving on sunroof

A Florida man claiming he would rather “go to jail” than back home to his wife was arrested Friday after being caught driving on a highway while sitting on top of sunroof.

www.foxnews.com

 

[nolaspe]

I guess she really wanted some fries... the mugshot is everything...

Woman accused of attacking Burger King manager for not giving free fries

The pair allegedly tore registers and monitors off the Burger King counter before driving away in an SUV.

fox5sandiego.com

Bagley and her girlfriend, 27-year-old Genesis Peguero, went to the fast food at restaurant April 2 and asked for free fries at the drive thru, according to an arrest report obtained by WTVJ. When an employee refused, the two women allegedly parked and walked into the restaurant.

 

[guidomerkinsrules]

Sia falling on some hard times

 

[Optimus Prime]

This could have been worse
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CORAL SPRINGS, Fla. (AP) — Authorities say a ball python slithered out of a toilet and bit a South Florida man on the arm...............

Snake slithers out of toilet, bites Florida man on arm

CORAL SPRINGS, Fla. (AP) — Authorities say a ball python slithered out of a toilet and bit a South Florida man on the arm.

apnews.com

 

[Brad Mojo]

 

[nolaspe]

That is what happens to He-Man after hitting the Florida meth...

 

[Scorpius the Allfather]

Florida man calls 911 to brag after fleeing traffic stop: ‘Like what do we pay you guys for?’

"No cop can catch me in my Hyundai Elantra, that thing is fast."

www.wwltv.com

You have to read the transcript of what he said to 911, it's great.

 

[Booker]

That is what happens to He-Man after hitting the Florida meth...

At the very least it looks like Prince Adam finally decided to transition.

 

[guidomerkinsrules]

This could have been worse
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CORAL SPRINGS, Fla. (AP) — Authorities say a ball python slithered out of a toilet and bit a South Florida man on the arm...............

Snake slithers out of toilet, bites Florida man on arm

CORAL SPRINGS, Fla. (AP) — Authorities say a ball python slithered out of a toilet and bit a South Florida man on the arm.

apnews.com

'arm' is not how that sentence was supposed to end

 

[Optimus Prime]

'arm' is not how that sentence was supposed to end

Well, it wasn’t an arm python

 

[BobE]

 

[BobE]

 

[Brad Mojo]

Florida man accidentally shoots, kills woman during foreplay, deputies say

Florida man accidentally shoots, kills woman during foreplay, deputies say

A man in Valrico is facing a manslaughter charge after deputies say he accidentally shot and killed a woman during an act of foreplay.

www.abcactionnews.com

 

[GeauxWhoDats]

I guess she really wanted some fries... the mugshot is everything...

Woman accused of attacking Burger King manager for not giving free fries

The pair allegedly tore registers and monitors off the Burger King counter before driving away in an SUV.

fox5sandiego.com

Are you sure that isn't Andy Dick?