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[Brad Mojo]

A Man Stole $33,000 Of Rare Coins And Cashed Them In At Coin Star For $29.30

A Man Stole $33,000 Of Rare Coins And Cashed Them In At Coin Star For $29.30

“I’ve made a huge mistake” – GOB – This guyPalm Beach - Michael Johnson envisioned Shane Anthony Mele sending those commemorative presidential dollars spiraling down a slot, to be converted from $33,0...

www.barstoolsports.com

 

[Optimus Prime]

OKALOOSA ISLAND, Fla. (AP) — Authorities say two Florida burglars thought they were clever when they used a blowtorch to break into an ATM machine, but they never hit the jackpot.
Instead, the burning heat actually welded the ATM’s hinges shut............

Florida thief takes blowtorch to ATM, welds it shut instead

OKALOOSA ISLAND, Fla. (AP) — Authorities say two Florida burglars thought they were clever when they used a blowtorch to break into an ATM machine, but they never hit the jackpot.

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[Optimus Prime]

Does this count?
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KIRKWOOD, N.Y. (AP) — A 25-year-old Florida man is jailed in upstate New York after police say he crashed a stolen car and was found naked in a chicken coop after a seven-hour manhunt.......

Florida man found naked in NY chicken coop after manhunt

A 25-year-old Florida man is jailed in upstate New York after police say he crashed a stolen car and was found naked in a chicken coop after a seven-hour manhunt.

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[Booker]

Does this count?
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KIRKWOOD, N.Y. (AP) — A 25-year-old Florida man is jailed in upstate New York after police say he crashed a stolen car and was found naked in a chicken coop after a seven-hour manhunt.......

Florida man found naked in NY chicken coop after manhunt

A 25-year-old Florida man is jailed in upstate New York after police say he crashed a stolen car and was found naked in a chicken coop after a seven-hour manhunt.

apnews.com

 

[Bronson]

Bagley and her girlfriend, 27-year-old Genesis Peguero, went to the fast food at restaurant April 2 and asked for free fries at the drive thru, according to an arrest report obtained by WTVJ. When an employee refused, the two women allegedly parked and walked into the restaurant.

The word allegedly is misplaced

 

[Bronson]

Charter boat passengers held captive for 17 hours by drunk captain who was firing handgun

A charter boat captain was arrested in Florida after getting intoxicated, firing a handgun and refusing to take the frightened passengers to shore in a nightmarish ordeal that lasted more than 17 hours.

www.yahoo.com

 

[Bronson]

Florida woman who stabbed herself told police she was 'tired of living in Trump's country'

A woman stabbed herself with a kitchen knife three times because she was "tired of Trump being president."

www.yahoo.com

 

[Optimus Prime]

PINELLAS PARK, Fla. (AP) — A Florida man is facing a misdemeanor charge for allegedly pouring ketchup on his girlfriend while she slept.

Court documents show Peter Wagman is facing a first-degree misdemeanor domestic battery charge for the encounter that took place last Sunday.

According to an arrest report, Wagman’s girlfriend of 11 years told investigators she woke up in the middle of the night to find Wagman pouring ketchup on her and cursing at her...........

Florida man charged with pouring ketchup on girlfriend

A Florida man is facing a misdemeanor charge for allegedly pouring ketchup on his girlfriend while she slept.

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[Brad Mojo]

Does this count?
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KIRKWOOD, N.Y. (AP) — A 25-year-old Florida man is jailed in upstate New York after police say he crashed a stolen car and was found naked in a chicken coop after a seven-hour manhunt.......

Florida man found naked in NY chicken coop after manhunt

A 25-year-old Florida man is jailed in upstate New York after police say he crashed a stolen car and was found naked in a chicken coop after a seven-hour manhunt.

apnews.com

If it involves both being naked and a chicken coop then it certainly counts.

 

[Booker]

Florida man tells deputies cocaine on his nose is not his, officials say

A Florida man was arrested after deputies spot cocaine on his nose, the Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office said.

www.clickorlando.com

 

[Optimus Prime]

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. (AP) — Burger King is retraining workers in a Florida franchise after an employee was caught on video cleaning a table with a floor mop........

Burger King to Florida workers: Mopping tabletops is not OK

Burger King is retraining workers in a Florida franchise after an employee was caught on video cleaning a table with a floor mop.

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[Brad Mojo]

Naked man accused of trying to ‘sling urine’ on Florida officers

Before police arrived, the suspect allegedly tried to get inside a convenience store and urinated on the locked doors.

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[mikaloyd]

Florida man claims cocaine the cops found is NOT his. The cocaine that they found in his nose

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/us-news/man-found-cocaine-nose-told-16509099

 

[Dago]

Does this count?
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KIRKWOOD, N.Y. (AP) — A 25-year-old Florida man is jailed in upstate New York after police say he crashed a stolen car and was found naked in a chicken coop after a seven-hour manhunt.......

Florida man found naked in NY chicken coop after manhunt

A 25-year-old Florida man is jailed in upstate New York after police say he crashed a stolen car and was found naked in a chicken coop after a seven-hour manhunt.

apnews.com

 

[Optimus Prime]

Maybe it was bring your daughter to work day
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EDGEWATER, Fla. (AP) — Deputies have arrested a man accused of bringing a 4-year-old girl along as he broke into several properties in Florida..........

Deputies: Man brought 4-year-old along on burglary outing

EDGEWATER, Fla. (AP) — Deputies have arrested a man accused of bringing a 4-year-old girl along as he broke into several properties in Florida. News outlets report 38-year-old James Giambra...

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