Best Seinfeld Episode (1 Viewer)

[Twenty]

Or pretty much any episode that involved David Puddy. ( him wearing that 8-ball jacket to visit the priest was effn hilarious )

My favorite Puddy episode is the one where Jerry is trying to buy a car from Puddy and George launches an investigation at the dealership to find out who stole his candy bar.

 

[superchuck500]

Edit: changed mine to where George gets a toupee.

Good one. This is the best scene:


(George enters)

JERRY: Hey there he is. So what happened? Could she detect it?

GEORGE: That's an interesting question.

JERRY: How so?

GEORGE: How so? I'll tell you how so. She's bald!

ELAINE: What do you mean bald?

GEORGE: What do you think I mean bald? Bald. Bald bald.

JERRY: She's bald?

GEORGE: She's bald.

ELAINE: Oh come on.

GEORGE: Oh come on? No come on. She took off her hat and there she was (waving his hand over his head) hello. It was like I was looking at myself in the mirror.

ELAINE: Well maybe she got a haircut or something.

GEORGE: Let me tell you something. No one walks into a beauty parlor and says "Give me the Larry Fine."

JERRY: Women go bald?

ELAINE: Yeah, I've heard of that. I mean they usually wear a wig.

(Kramer enters)

JERRY: Hey.

KRAMER: Hey.

GEORGE: You fixed me up with a bald woman.

(Kramer flinches)

KRAMER: Bald?

GEORGE: Yeah, that's right.

ELAINE: Do you see the irony here? You're rejecting somebody because they're bald.

GEORGE: So?

ELAINE: (puts her hands up to her mouth) You're bald!

GEORGE: No I'm not. I *was* bald.

(Elaine grabs at the toupee, George dodges the grab.)

GEORGE: Elaine.

(Elaine grabs again and misses. George turns around and opens the door trying to get out. Elaine grabs the toupee and runs to the window.)

GEORGE: No, no, no Elaine.

ELAINE: (shouting) I don't like this thing. And here's what I'm doing with it.

(She tosses the toupee out the window)

GEORGE: Nooooo.

(He runs to the window, and the blind comes down on his head.)



[Outside.]

(The homeless man is walking down the street and sees the toupee. He puts it on.)

 

[CHI-TOWNSAINT]

No way to pick.

 

[efil4stnias]

My favorite Puddy episode is the one where Jerry is trying to buy a car from Puddy and George launches an investigation at the dealership to find out who stole his candy bar.

Yes....the one where he and Elaine keep breaking up. Finally they make up and she says they are going to lunch....she says restaurant and he says Arbys.

So funny. His dead-pan, simpleton delivery is absolutely classic in every episode.

 

[fdl16]

The Calzone is one of my all-time favorites, I think. "Heating up your clothes? That's not a bad idea."

That episode has one of my all-time favorite lines.

Jerry: What's wrong with your oven?
Kramer: I'm baking a pie!

I'll also add the episode where George takes the IQ test.

"Well, hello professor."

 

[superchuck500]

Yes....the one where he and Elaine keep breaking up. Finally they make up and she says they are going to lunch....she says restaurant and he says Arbys.

So funny. His dead-pan, simpleton delivery is absolutely classic in every episode.

The one I mentioned earlier, the Assman, is also the one with "the move" and Jerry thinks that Putty stole his move (which is fine with Elaine because she likes the move).

So when Jerry confronts him, it "ruins it" for him and he won't do it anymore. Then this scene happens :


(Elaine comes in looking a bit peeved)

JERRY: Hey, Elaine.

ELAINE: Yeah, yeah, hello.

JERRY: Is it something I said?

ELAINE: Yes! As a matter of fact! David Putty won't do the move anymore.

JERRY: Really?

ELAINE: Oh, he's come up with some other move. You should see this thing.

JERRY: What is it?

ELAINE: Oh, it's a lot of just fancy-shmancy stuff. You know what it's like? It's like a big budget movie with a story that goes *nowhere*.

JERRY: Huh.

ELAINE: I mean, this move is no good, Jerry. It's just taking up a lot of my time. And I...will not stand by and allow him to perform this move on me, when a perfectly good move is just sitting in the barn doing nothing!

GEORGE: Let me ask you a question. This new move. Is there a knuckle involved in any way?

ELAINE: Yes. As a matter of fact, there is.

GEORGE: I think that's my move!

ELAINE: I'm not surprised.

 

[Saintsfan22]

embedding not allowed for some reason but the episode with this

Seinfeld - The Fire - Kramer's Pinky Toe Story - YouTube

you kept making all the stops?

 

[efil4stnias]

The one I mentioned earlier, the Assman, is also the one with "the move" and Jerry thinks that Putty stole his move (which is fine with Elaine because she likes the move).

So when Jerry confronts him, it "ruins it" for him and he won't do it anymore. Then this scene happens :


(Elaine comes in looking a bit peeved)

JERRY: Hey, Elaine.

ELAINE: Yeah, yeah, hello.

JERRY: Is it something I said?

ELAINE: Yes! As a matter of fact! David Putty won't do the move anymore.

JERRY: Really?

ELAINE: Oh, he's come up with some other move. You should see this thing.

JERRY: What is it?

ELAINE: Oh, it's a lot of just fancy-shmancy stuff. You know what it's like? It's like a big budget movie with a story that goes *nowhere*.

JERRY: Huh.

ELAINE: I mean, this move is no good, Jerry. It's just taking up a lot of my time. And I...will not stand by and allow him to perform this move on me, when a perfectly good move is just sitting in the barn doing nothing!

GEORGE: Let me ask you a question. This new move. Is there a knuckle involved in any way?

ELAINE: Yes. As a matter of fact, there is.

GEORGE: I think that's my move!

ELAINE: I'm not surprised.

Frank : I sssttopppped shooort....


his move...lol.

 

[seandroog]

My favorite is when Jerry wants to dump his GF and start dating her roomate. They plan they devise is hilarious.

They were at their best when discussing relationships.

 

[BIG KITCH]

"Some empty calories and male curiosity, eh Georgie?"

 

[BBSaint]

My favorite Puddy episode is the one where Jerry is trying to buy a car from Puddy and George launches an investigation at the dealership to find out who stole his candy bar.

Favorite Puddy moment was when Kramer is calling him for help with a garbage disposal, before answering the phone, Puddy is just staring at the wall.

 

[guidomerkinsrules]

My favorite Puddy episode is the one where Jerry is trying to buy a car from Puddy and George launches an investigation at the dealership to find out who stole his candy bar.

I went to college with the guy who ate the candy
One of the funniest people I've ever met

 

[efil4stnias]

I went to college with the guy who ate the candy
One of the funniest people I've ever met

twix. not just candy.

 

[LafourcheSaint]

This thread shows the greatness that was Seinfeld. So many of y'all answers come from much later seasons including the last. That's rare for a show that on the air 5+ years. It was definitely strong until the very end, even after Larry David took a step back.

I think my one of favorites is when George buys women's glasses and Elaine gets bit by the dog. And who can forget the Big Salad episode...

 

[Benimaru]

I calculated the odds of ever making it with the Portuguese waitress. Statistically, I had to do it.