Birds: Nature's ***holes (2 Viewers)

[Chris]

 

[guidomerkinsrules]

Birds Aren't Real | Birds Aren't Real

They used to be. Until the U.S. Government replaced them with drone replicas designed to spy on the American public. Founded in 1976.

birdsarentreal.com

Sad thing is this will probably be a real belief in about 6 months

 

[Goatman Saint]

Although on a lighter note. My neighbor has birds. His kids have some parakeets in a big cage outside, and about a month ago he got himself an African Grey. He read how to trim its wings, and did he thought. So 2 weeks ago I’m in my yard and I see Juan’s bird flying across the street into the neighbors pine tree. He runs over trying to coax this bird into coming back to him, but in jerk bird fashion the bird just keeps hopping up the tree. Trying to be a good neighbor I go and get my big extension ladder to see if we’ll I dunno really but I thought maybe he could use it. So I’m coming back, hear Juan start cussing like mad, look over and see the neighborhood red tailed hawk flying away with Juan’s bird and a frigging cloud of feathers raining down on Juan. He was of course beyond furious at this hawk, but what ya going to do? Get to talking and he’s also had a puppy and a couple bunnies disappear out of his back yard. I’m like dude not only does that hawk live in the palm tree two houses down, but there is a big barn owl that lives in my other neighbors palm tree. You cannot leave little animals out and about here.

 

[guidomerkinsrules]

Although on a lighter note. My neighbor has birds. His kids have some parakeets in a big cage outside, and about a month ago he got himself an African Grey. He read how to trim its wings, and did he thought. So 2 weeks ago I’m in my yard and I see Juan’s bird flying across the street into the neighbors pine tree. He runs over trying to coax this bird into coming back to him, but in jerk bird fashion the bird just keeps hopping up the tree. Trying to be a good neighbor I go and get my big extension ladder to see if we’ll I dunno really but I thought maybe he could use it. So I’m coming back, hear Juan start cussing like mad, look over and see the neighborhood red tailed hawk flying away with Juan’s bird and a frigging cloud of feathers raining down on Juan. He was of course beyond furious at this hawk, but what ya going to do? Get to talking and he’s also had a puppy and a couple bunnies disappear out of his back yard. I’m like dude not only does that hawk live in the palm tree two houses down, but there is a big barn owl that lives in my other neighbors palm tree. You cannot leave little animals out and about here.

 

[Optimus Prime]

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