Dos and Don’ts of Kitchen Fires (1 Viewer)

[Goatman Saint]

I think the biggest rule of thumb is to be sober enough to fry a turkey.

Explains why I will never fry a turkey

 

[buzd]

Fill the blender with em and leave the lid off.

Only a Vitamix will produce the proper trajectory to properly paint the ceiling.

 

[zatsnzapps]

Fill the blender with em and leave the lid off.

That's helpful but I feel like there's another step I'm missing.

 

[DaveXA]

That's helpful but I feel like there's another step I'm missing.

Lots and lots of...

 

[dtc]

you guys are dicks, but you have pretty good memories.

 

[LonghornSaint]

That's helpful but I feel like there's another step I'm missing.

I think i read somewhere that you need to heat them first...the hotter the more uniform patterning, unless you are going for some type of faux patterning...maybe bring in a contractor?

 

[zatsnzapps]

you guys are dicks, but you have pretty good memories.

I wasn't sure if you'd see it, but I was hoping you would.

That was truly a great story, though.

 

[dtc]

I wasn't sure if you'd see it, but I was hoping you would.

That was truly a great story, though.

It was about the dumbest thing I've ever done on a long, long list of stupidity.


Happy and Safe Holidays to all you people!

 

[St. Chris]

It was about the dumbest thing I've ever done on a long, long list of stupidity.

Happy and Safe Holidays to all you people!

You cannot post this statement without providing a link!!!

 

[buzd]

You cannot post this statement without providing a link!!!

I don't think the original still exists, but this is the oldest reference I could find. https://saintsreport.com/threads/spots-on-kitchen-wall.165014/#post-3100624

 

[dtc]

I don't think the original still exists, but this is the oldest reference I could find. https://saintsreport.com/threads/spots-on-kitchen-wall.165014/#post-3100624

Yes, I did start a blender filled with hot blueberries in a brand new white kitchen. I think I posted pictures when it first came up, but can't find them anymore. I'm not remorseful about that.

So, if we are going to change this to a dumb things done by dtc I'll start and remain on the cooking theme and let you guys wonder about the beautiful flames you can achieve when trying to Pittsburgh wagyu strips on a raging grill.

I'll put it this way, putting it out is sort of like turning a hose on a turkey fryer fire, but not quite. The damage to the deck is manageable. Ruining 1000 worth of steaks with an audience is tolerable. Having to order pizza borders on torture, but pizza and champagne with caviar can be ok if you have enough booze.

 

[Eeyore]

I wasn't sure if you'd see it, but I was hoping you would.

That was truly a great story, though.

Happy 75th birthday!

 

[zatsnzapps]

Happy 75th birthday!

I think I'm having a senior moment - do we share a bday?

 

[Eeyore]

I think I'm having a senior moment - do we share a bday?

It's all yours gramps!

 

[zatsnzapps]

It's all yours gramps!

Well, thank you.

It's actually shared with at least one other poster who tends to post around these here parts.

Often.

Happy bday to you, too, other fella.