Millennials Killing Mayonnaise (3 Viewers)

[Optimus Prime]

...........But what young people really, really love to hate on is mayonnaise.

Back in 2013, BuzzFeed ran an article titled “24 Reasons Mayonnaise Is the Devil’s Condiment.” (The writer called it “slime of Satan.”) Just three years later, BuzzFeed ran another piece, “23 Things You’ll Only Understand If You (Forking) Hate Mayo.”

By a different author. There was no overlap. Drew Magary penned a piece for Bon Appétit with the headline “Big Mayo Will Destroy Us All.” A movie called The Mayo Conspiracy won the Best Comedy Feature at the 2015 World’s Independent Film Festival.

It concerns the gradual uncovering by a journalist of a mayonnaise cartel that plans to take over the world.

Clearly, there’s something more to this river of resentment than a miscible mixture of eggs and oil.

And it’s obvious to me that this condimental divide can be traced to young folks’ rejection of what they sneeringly consider a boring white food...……………..

https://www.phillymag.com/articles/2018/08/11/mayonnaise-industry-millennials/
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I love how tickled this guy is about this, it's the faux accent that sells this

Minor language:

 

[Paul]

I’m an old guy and I’ve always hated mayo.

 

[saint-58]

Can't eat a burger without mayo!!!

 

[kcirdor]

no mayo please. I already eat enough fat.

 

[buzd]

Good. More for me.

 

[mjcouvi]

Tell the millennials it's aioli and they'll love it again.

 

[bigdog]

There are some home made recipes that make a really nice mayo. If you're going to go with store bought, got to be Hellmans.

 

[buzd]

There are some home made recipes that make a really nice mayo. If you're going to go with store bought, got to be Hellmans.

Ridiculous. Blue Plate or Duke's FTW. Although homemade is easy and great.

 

[guidomerkinsrules]

Can't eat a burger without mayo!!!

then don't eat hamburgers

 

[guidomerkinsrules]

... condimental divide

 

[superchuck500]

I’ll eat mayo on a sandwich, burger, or dressed po-boy. I like mayo-based dips.

But I’m not going to ask for it and I wouldn’t miss it if it was gone. Mustard is where it’s at (two turntables and a microphone).

 

[Twyst]

If its store bought, Kewpie is head and shoulders above everything else, it's not even close. Probably because of all all the MSG, but its awesome. Hard to find outside of asian groceries.

https://www.kewpieshop.com/products...krb-X-XQxSq1wAWJKW-9jG1SvRBTnUlxoCsYEQAvD_BwE

 

[Mr. Blue Sky]

I’m an old guy and I’ve always hated mayo.

Another old guy here, i think mayonnaise is the most disgusting substance on the planet.

 

[kcirdor]

give me mustard, hold the mayo.

 

[Scorpius the Allfather]

Another old guy here, i think mayonnaise is the most disgusting substance on the planet.

You misspelled wasabi.