TIL: Today I Learned... (3 Viewers)

[saintmdterps]

Ive always used the word smidge when referring to a tiny amount, never knew it was a real measrement.

When I worked construction in college we used a much cruder term to indicate a tiny amount

"Just a CH to the left..."

 

[Dago]

Oh dear zeetes, to do so would be picking on myself. I’m 5’10”.

5’10 and 1/2” when I wear my dress shoes that go clickety-click-click.

The average height of American males is 5'9"

 

[Paul]

The average height of American males is 5'9"

Sir, we’re talking about humans, not giraffes. Thank you.

 

[saintmdterps]

The average height of American males is 5'9"

And weighs just a CH under 200lbs

 

[Dago]

Sir, we’re talking about humans, not giraffes. Thank you.

My good man, what you are doing is an insult to the vertically challenged. I cannot, in good conscious, sit by and allow you to commit Diminutive Appropriation

 

[Paul]

My good man, what you are doing is an insult to the vertically challenged. I cannot, in good conscious, sit by and allow you to commit Diminutive Appropriation

These are wild allegations.

 

[saintmdterps]

These are wild allegations.

Arbitrary and capricious!!

 

[Dago]

These are wild allegations.

Arbitrary and capricious!!

 

[saintmdterps]

Oh, it's not that I can't handle the truth, it's just that I am righteously tired of it.

 

[Dago]

Oh, it's not that I can't handle the truth, it's just that I am righteously tired of it.

 

[zeetes]

Oh dear zeetes, to do so would be picking on myself. I’m 5’10”.

5’10 and 1/2” when I wear my dress shoes that go clickety-click-click.

i'm 5'10 too! just don't ask widge or buzd.

@guidomerkinsrules

 

[soupcan dan]

i have always fantasiz----- wait ---


i have always pictured paul in at least 2 inch heels

 

[Paul]

i have always fantasiz----- wait ---


i have always pictured paul in at least 2 inch heels

How you doin?????

 

[buzd]

Today I learned that I’ve never utilized the word “smidgeon” and it doesn’t feel right coming out of my mouth. Also, I think it’s a politically incorrect and not-so-sneaky jab at persons of short stature.
“They’re super midgets, and let’s try to cover it up by taking away the “t” and adding an “on”. We’ll call it a unit of measurement but we know what we’re really talking about here.”

And you would have gotten away with it too if it wasn’t for Paul’s brilliant arse!

Don't worry about the smidgeons unless you have sensitive knees.