Well this is lame (I have to go to a SB party) (2 Viewers)

[superchuck500]

Well you typed up a wimpy story and asked for suggestions. Sorry you didn’t like it.

(that isn't my dead-falcon btw)

 

[jayhawk66]

Sorry but telling my wife and my four and five year-olds that want to go to the party that I’m not going because my team got hosed isn’t “manning up.”

Just bring some books or a handheld tablet to dink around with and divert your attention from the game. I'm sure you'll find some other folks in similar situations.

Also, you can just make fun of the fact that the stadium (per reports) is being filled by Pats fans. Like, almost no Rams fans are there. So, if you want, make that a game for yourself, too. Count the number of Rams fans you see in the stands. If you see double digits, drink. lol

 

[superchuck500]

Just bring some books or a handheld tablet to dink around with and divert your attention from the game. I'm sure you'll find some other folks in similar situations.

Also, you can just make fun of the fact that the stadium (per reports) is being filled by Pats fans. Like, almost no Rams fans are there. So, if you want, make that a game for yourself, too. Count the number of Rams fans you see in the stands. If you see double digits, drink. lol

I just found out there's a bounce house.

Problem solved. Haha.

 

[Grumpy Old Manatee]

So it is "that kind of party"?

 

[southdeltan]

My wife asked me "we're not watching the super bowl" and I said 'the what?".

She said I didin't think so.

I love my wife.

 

[syeager]

Go. No problem. The real champs aren't playing anyway. Should be Saints and Kansas City. But we already know that story. Go, have fun.

 

[zeetes]

I was fully committed to not watching the game. I don’t care who wins and I don’t want to watch it. I have zero interest and watching the game - that we should have been in - would just suck.

I don’t live in New Orleans anymore, so I’m not surrounded by Saints fans. And we moved into a new neighborhood less than two years ago - still making friends and all that business. Friday night my wife tells me we got invited to a Super Bowl party - and we’re going.

So it’s basicslly a social obligation that I have to go and most likely have to watch this damn game.

Any suggestions?

and i thought my wife had control of my balls. that is another level entirely. next up, she getting you a chastity belt?

 

[RedStickBred]

My hubs is a Pats fan. I told him to go to a SB party without me, I’m going out to dinner with a friend. You know, bc we are capable of not having to do everything together. ?

 

[guidomerkinsrules]

Print out this page and go from person to person - “do you have time to hear about my devil and savior SaintsReport.com?”

 

[gavinj]

I’m at one. I’m spending my time in the “kids room” watching Spongebob Squarepants with a bunch of 4 to 10 year olds.

 

[OldTimeGamer1966]

If you and someone else are both eyeing that last buffalo wing (or whatever they are serving), and he's a step ahead of you to the platter, just deck him to the floor, look around innocently, and point out that no flag was thrown.

Throw in a good headbutt for some head to head contact that seems to be fair game these days.

 

[Super44]

I was fully committed to not watching the game. I don’t care who wins and I don’t want to watch it. I have zero interest and watching the game - that we should have been in - would just suck.

I don’t live in New Orleans anymore, so I’m not surrounded by Saints fans. And we moved into a new neighborhood less than two years ago - still making friends and all that business. Friday night my wife tells me we got invited to a Super Bowl party - and we’re going.

So it’s basicslly a social obligation that I have to go and most likely have to watch this damn game.

Any suggestions?

Divorce your wife! Game over.

 

[FootballLady]

I was fully committed to not watching the game. I don’t care who wins and I don’t want to watch it. I have zero interest and watching the game - that we should have been in - would just suck.

I don’t live in New Orleans anymore, so I’m not surrounded by Saints fans. And we moved into a new neighborhood less than two years ago - still making friends and all that business. Friday night my wife tells me we got invited to a Super Bowl party - and we’re going.

So it’s basicslly a social obligation that I have to go and most likely have to watch this damn game.

Any suggestions?

Bring a book.

 

[Saint Santa]

If you and someone else are both eyeing that last buffalo wing (or whatever they are serving), and he's a step ahead of you to the platter, just deck him to the floor, look around innocently, and point out that no flag was thrown.

 

[superchuck500]

and i thought my wife had control of my balls. that is another level entirely. next up, she getting you a chastity belt?

Piss off zeetes