Well this is lame (I have to go to a SB party) (2 Viewers)

[rob22278]

Put visine in your drink before you leave this afternoon. The rest will take care of itself.

 

[Que Que 6]

I would have laughed in the wife's face and told her have fun.

New wife.

 

[SaintStephen1]

I attended a great negotiation seminar many years ago. The first thing the trainer told us was everything you learn this week will work except when negotiating with Russians or your wife. The Russians just stonewall and let everything go in one ear and out the other. Your wife has the ultimate negotiating tool.

 

[BroKV]

I told my wife the we are neither having a SB party nor going to one. She agrees completely. But we are having people over to watch movies.

We’ve been married 20 years so she knows how much Saints football means to our household.

 

[Kingpin123]

Get a new wife

 

[superchuck500]

I told my wife the we are neither having a SB party nor going to one. She agrees completely. But we are having people over to watch movies.

We’ve been married 20 years so she knows how much Saints football means to our household.

Yeah, my wife knows how much it means to me. But she’s also not a big sports fan and to her, it’s just sports . Put your big boy pants on and grin and bear it.

And actually she’s right. Our kids (pre-schoolers) are friends with the kids and it’s silly to refuse to go. But it’s gonna suck, ain’t no lie.

 

[St.Fury]

I was fully committed to not watching the game. I don’t care who wins and I don’t want to watch it. I have zero interest and watching the game - that we should have been in - would just suck.

I don’t live in New Orleans anymore, so I’m not surrounded by Saints fans. And we moved into a new neighborhood less than two years ago - still making friends and all that business. Friday night my wife tells me we got invited to a Super Bowl party - and we’re going.

So it’s basicslly a social obligation that I have to go and most likely have to watch this damn game.

Any suggestions?

Before you leave, turn all of your TVs on and tuned into a different channel. After you arrive, drink and enjoy yourself.

 

[superchuck500]

Drink a lot, make an absolute fool of yourself, you'll never be invited to anymore lame parties. *micdrop*

I did reserve the right to be “highly intoxicated” - and that was agreed.

 

[Semper]

We got invited to one as well. I am not going.

 

[Bill]

Every time the Patriots do anything positive on offense or defense, just stand up and yell at the top of your voice, "The Saints would have beat that play!!!"
Your 'invitation days' will be over!

 

[BroKV]

Yeah, my wife knows how much it means to me. But she’s also not a big sports fan and to her, it’s just sports . Put your big boy pants on and grin and bear it.

And actually she’s right. Our kids (pre-schoolers) are friends with the kids and it’s silly to refuse to go. But it’s gonna suck, ain’t no lie.

When you get there and they all get out, drive away. ?

 

[SystemShock]

Yeah, my wife knows how much it means to me. But she’s also not a big sports fan and to her, it’s just sports . Put your big boy pants on and grin and bear it.

And actually she’s right. Our kids (pre-schoolers) are friends with the kids and it’s silly to refuse to go. But it’s gonna suck, ain’t no lie.

Here is a Y for your purse

 

[SaintsFan11]

Buy a pack of cigarettes and excuse yourself every time a commercial break ends. Icing on the cake: an attractive (even semi-attractive) woman at the party who also smokes and who will talk to you most of the evening. Your wife will think twice before putting you in this situation again. Be sure to mention how interesting [woman's name] was as often as you can, both during and after the party.

 

[rob22278]

When you get there, go fill up a kiddie swimming pool with mud and call some strippers. Tell everyone at the party that the real entertainment is in the back yard.

 

[GrandAdmiral]

Get a new wife

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