90% of Americans believe at least one conspiracy theory (2 Viewers)

[Eeyore]

April 25, 2024 we ded!

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[DaveXA]

April 25, 2024 we ded!

https://archive.ph/VjzWj

Lol.

 

[Eeyore]

Bill Would Ban Aborted Fetuses in Food

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Brand new state, Brand new state, gonna treat you great!
Gonna give you barley, carrots and fetuses,
Pasture fer the cattle, Spinach and Termayters!
Flowers on the prairie where the June bugs zoom,
Plen'y of air and plen'y of room,
Plen'y of room to swing a rope!
Plen'y of heart and plen'y of hope!
Oklahoma, where the wind comes sweepin' down the plain,
And the wavin' wheat can sure smell sweet
When the wind comes right behind the rain.
Oklahoma, ev'ry night my honey lamb and I
Sit alone and talk and watch a hawk makin' lazy circles in the sky.
We know we belong to the land
And the land we belong to is grand!
And when we say, yeeow-a-yip-i-o-ee ay!
We're only sayin' You're doin' fine, Oklahoma! Oklahoma, okay

 

[Eeyore]

Mastriano proposes bill to combat 'chemtrails' rooted in conspiracy theory and climate science • Pennsylvania Capital-Star

State Sen. Doug Mastriano wants to outlaw releasing chemicals into the air to alter the weather, invoking a long running conspiracy theory

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[Eeyore]

 

[Sailorsaint]

Chemtrails are a byproduct of living on a flat earth, nothing you can do about it.

 

[bigdaddysaints]

i thought this was parody, but holy crap can those Rs really be THAT stupid?

 

[Eeyore]

Lol.

I died on the inside

 

[Eeyore]

Turbo cancer? Is that better or worse than Kentucky fried cancer?

 

[DaveXA]

Turbo cancer? Is that better or worse than Kentucky fried cancer?

 

[Consigliere]

You're doin' fine, Oklahoma! Oklahoma, okay

As Florida, Texas, and Alabama race to the bottom of the depths of ignorance, Oklahoma says “hold my beer.”

 

[Eeyore]

Seattle Mariners pitcher says Wyoming isn't real - County 10

(Wyoming) – “Uh oh, some people are going to be mad,” Seattle starting pitcher Logan Gilbert prefaced the question posed by the Mariners social media team. On a TikTok appearance, the Florida-native was asked, “if you had to eliminate one state, which would you choose?” After giving it a moment...

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I'm watching the Cubs/Mariners and this guy is pitching.

 

[Sun Wukong]

Seattle Mariners pitcher says Wyoming isn't real - County 10

(Wyoming) – “Uh oh, some people are going to be mad,” Seattle starting pitcher Logan Gilbert prefaced the question posed by the Mariners social media team. On a TikTok appearance, the Florida-native was asked, “if you had to eliminate one state, which would you choose?” After giving it a moment...

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I'm watching the Cubs/Mariners and this guy is pitching.

This is one of those examples of a meme/joke crossing into territory where people actually start believing it. This happened with the whole "birds aren't real and are just government robots" thing as well. It was clearly a joke that was getting passed around and then pepple social media conditioned themselves into saying it was true.

 

[Bill]

It feels good being in the 10%.

 

[Eeyore]

What these red cows from Texas have to do with war and peace in the Middle East

Some Jews and Christians believe these Texas red heifers are the key to rebuilding a Jewish temple in Jerusalem, and to beckoning the Messiah.

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