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Tapxe said:
The article doesn't give a location, but I think chances are high enough to put this here.

www.newsweek.com

Teen Needs Surgery After Getting USB Cable Stuck in His Penis

The 15-year-old boy told doctors he inserted the cable as he wanted to measure his penis, in a case of "sexual experimentation."
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Hey mom...can you take me to the hospital?

Why?

I can't get this USB cable out of my thingy.

Whaaa?!?!?

Oh, when we get there, you can just stay in the waiting room, ok?
 
LAKE CITY, Fla. (AP) — A Florida man tried to trade in a vehicle from the same dealership he stole it from, police said.

Lake City police responded to a report of a stolen vehicle at a Chrysler Dodge Jeep dealership on Monday, WTLV-TV reported.

Employees told officers that a man was trying to trade in his vehicle for a new one. But upon checking the VIN number, they found that the vehicle was stolen from the dealership’s lot a few days earlier.

The man admitted to stealing the vehicle, police said, adding the crime was captured on the dealership’s camera system…….

apnews.com

Police: Florida man tries to trade back vehicle he stole

LAKE CITY, Fla. (AP) — A Florida man tried to trade in a vehicle from the same dealership he stole it from, police said.
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Optimus Prime said:
LAKE CITY, Fla. (AP) — A Florida man tried to trade in a vehicle from the same dealership he stole it from, police said.

Lake City police responded to a report of a stolen vehicle at a Chrysler Dodge Jeep dealership on Monday, WTLV-TV reported.

Employees told officers that a man was trying to trade in his vehicle for a new one. But upon checking the VIN number, they found that the vehicle was stolen from the dealership’s lot a few days earlier.

The man admitted to stealing the vehicle, police said, adding the crime was captured on the dealership’s camera system…….

apnews.com

Police: Florida man tries to trade back vehicle he stole

LAKE CITY, Fla. (AP) — A Florida man tried to trade in a vehicle from the same dealership he stole it from, police said.
apnews.com apnews.com
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Like he was gonna qualify for the new car note he was trying to get.
 
I hope they have a camera ready for when the garbage man* opens the lid.

* Somewhat joking. I assume they will not leave this for the garbage man, but you can't be too sure with Florida Man.
 
www.fox8live.com

Authorities: 3rd victim dies after co-worker’s rampage

Authorities said Sunday a third victim has died following a violent attack where an angry electrician wielding a knife and baseball bat killed three co-workers and injured another at the Florida home they shared.
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DAVENPORT, Fla. (AP) — Authorities said Sunday a third victim has died following a violent attack where an angry electrician wielding a knife and baseball bat killed three co-workers and injured another at the Florida home they shared.
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Look at that mugshot, you know that the rest of the the Florida Men are looking at him like.

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