All things Florida Man (3 Viewers)

[Bill]

I so wish I could find the local NBC news interview of a guy complaining about the police arresting people in his hood for selling drugs because, "They are just trying to feed their family!" It's LA, not FL, but you just can't make this stuff up!

I hear that you can feed a family of four pretty well selling drugs.

 

[Taurus]

At this point in the pandemic, I am more likely to have a random mask on my person to put on my face than a random thong.

As opposed to pre-Covid days.

 

[nolaspe]

Florida Man could have gotten 40 kids hurt or killed...

Sheriff: Florida school bus driver was drunk, four times legal limit with 40 kids on board

A breathalyzer revealed the bus driver had a blood alcohol level of 0.32, four times the legal limit.

www.wdsu.com

 

[CapitalCitySaint]

Florida woman accused of paying hitman with Covid PPP loan

Jasmine Martinez is accused of first-degree murder and using the $15,000 she got for her beauty salon business during the pandemic to have a hit carried out

www.independent.co.uk

 

[Sailorsaint]

Florida woman accused of paying hitman with Covid PPP loan

Jasmine Martinez is accused of first-degree murder and using the $15,000 she got for her beauty salon business during the pandemic to have a hit carried out

www.independent.co.uk

She watched too many episodes of Claws.

 

[Optimus Prime]

PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla. (AP) — A Florida man says he jumped from a stolen car seconds before it was hit by a train and sent flying into a nearby home. The sleeping residents were unharmed and the man was later arrested, authorities said.

Police said the man claimed he stole the car in a “good faith effort” to search for his own vehicle after leaving a bar early Saturday in Martin County, around 50 miles (80 kilometers) north of West Palm Beach. Instead, he got stuck on the railroad tracks in the path of an oncoming train.

After the crash, the man tried to steal a forklift from a nearby fruit stand, which he also vandalized, the Martin County Sheriff’s Office said in a statement. He was arrested after flagging down responding deputies “to let them know he was still looking for his car,” the statement said…….

Florida man steals car; train sends it crashing into house

A Florida sheriff's office says a man stole a car but abandoned it seconds before it was struck by a train.

apnews.com

 

[Scorpius the Allfather]

PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla. (AP) — A Florida man says he jumped from a stolen car seconds before it was hit by a train and sent flying into a nearby home. The sleeping residents were unharmed and the man was later arrested, authorities said.

Police said the man claimed he stole the car in a “good faith effort” to search for his own vehicle after leaving a bar early Saturday in Martin County, around 50 miles (80 kilometers) north of West Palm Beach. Instead, he got stuck on the railroad tracks in the path of an oncoming train.

After the crash, the man tried to steal a forklift from a nearby fruit stand, which he also vandalized, the Martin County Sheriff’s Office said in a statement. He was arrested after flagging down responding deputies “to let them know he was still looking for his car,” the statement said…….

Florida man steals car; train sends it crashing into house

A Florida sheriff's office says a man stole a car but abandoned it seconds before it was struck by a train.

apnews.com

This should be the story for Dude, Where's My Car.

 

[CapitalCitySaint]

Police said the man claimed he stole the car in a “good faith effort” to search for his own vehicle after leaving a bar early Saturday in Martin County

 

[nolaspe]

Anyone need a lawyer?

Florida lawyer stripped naked at bar, refused to put on clothes, deputies say

Authorities in Florida say a drunken woman stripped naked in front of patrons inside a bar in St. Pete Beach after the manager refused to serve her.

wgno.com

 

[Sailorsaint]

Anyone need a lawyer?

Florida lawyer stripped naked at bar, refused to put on clothes, deputies say

Authorities in Florida say a drunken woman stripped naked in front of patrons inside a bar in St. Pete Beach after the manager refused to serve her.

wgno.com

Nobody wants to see that!!

 

[CapitalCitySaint]

Anyone need a lawyer?

Florida lawyer stripped naked at bar, refused to put on clothes, deputies say

Authorities in Florida say a drunken woman stripped naked in front of patrons inside a bar in St. Pete Beach after the manager refused to serve her.

wgno.com

It’s like the nude beaches… the people you want to see there are never the ones who are there.

 

[guidomerkinsrules]

Anyone need a lawyer?

Florida lawyer stripped naked at bar, refused to put on clothes, deputies say

Authorities in Florida say a drunken woman stripped naked in front of patrons inside a bar in St. Pete Beach after the manager refused to serve her.

wgno.com

She refused to put on pants, saying she was too tired to do so, police said.

Been there

 

[nolaspe]

 

[FL_Saint]

Yeah, that was just a couple miles up the road from me. And no, that's not me in the video.

 

[FL_Saint]

I can't tell you how much I want to change my username to some variant of FL_Man. Must embrace the crazy . . .